American BS thread

Mothafucka. I'm bout tah fuck you up.

 

it's

 

Naw. Not anymore.


Just had to shit my pants...?

 

that's called the "alien head"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alien head

 

Dead sober, only light drunk at dinner time, by the time we waited in line an hour and a half in line to zip line across main street, then get cab, go across town to reputable tattoo shop. (another 30 min, I don't like skuzzy tattoo shops) then waited another 30 min to get time, then the chick I was with took 45 min for hers. so by the time it was my turn, sober.

Always wanted the tat anyways, now I can say I got it in Vegas!

 

Not that one, not of the red is in it, that was all the blood, pic was taken like 20 seconds after he finished. Once it heals I'll take a better one.

 

Yea he pulled it off my Fb lol

I love how people are split in half about how if its real or not

Also, sames pics in my gallery.

 

I saw that

 

Whats up K?

 

nothing much. contemplating how to plan my weekend so as to walk the line of death and extreme enjoyment

 

also, getting drunk phone calls is amusing

 

I have old good buddies coming to town for bar crawlin adventures. Id suggest that. Cept since you "dont" drink I will suggest enjoying some home made frozen popsicals and pin the tail on the donkey.

on a completely unrelated note, tequila jello popsicals are awesome.

Lulz

 

Lol, Im still chuckling about that lopsided titty line

 

Did you get one of those huge neck-worn ice drink things? those were awesome.

I have various brands of milk to try tonight Just gotta find cool stuff to make with them

and I keep getting this drunk guy from the mainland calling me, threatening and whatnot. Too amusing to hang up.
"I will fucking hunt you down!"
"Ok. cool. When?"

 

The good ones last awhile

 

Lulz Americans are so violent, I had some guy try to ram his on my knees on the airplane home. tried like 3 times before turning around to see me about twice his size looking at him. All I said was, "I'm 6'7, those knees don't come off, so we're stuck like this next little while." he went white and just says, "Oh". didn't look at me all flight.

Also, I was getting likt 5 oz. tequila slushies from all the slushy stands everywhere, for 6 days I had minimum a buzz constantly.

Not happy about all the cig smoke everywhere, fucking smokers.

 

Amen to that.

 

I was so happy when Alberta outlawed smoking in bars. SOOOOO happy

 

SLO was the first town to outlaw smoking in public establishments. Its quite nice going around downtown and not having to smell it.