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An Old farmer's Advice

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Packman73, May 20, 2009.

  1. May 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM
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    Packman73

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    An Old farmer's Advice:

    * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.

    * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

    * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

    * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

    * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

    * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

    * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

    * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

    * You cannot unsay a cruel word..

    * Every path has a few puddles.

    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

    * The best sermons are lived, not preached.

    * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen, anyway.


    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.

    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

    * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

    * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

    * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin''

    * Always drink upstream from the herd.

    * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.


    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

    * Live simply Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.


    *Leave the rest to God.
     
  2. May 20, 2009 at 7:44 AM
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    KMN-BLU less work/more play

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    Good advice for all to live by
     
  3. May 20, 2009 at 7:47 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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