Another People ARE IDIOTS thread (long story)

take a shovel and clean up your yard and then dump it in her driveway - preferrably right where she will need to step either to get into her car or front door. and put some on the door handle

 

Reads that way to me also.


As to all this non-confrontational vindictive retribution crap being spewed here, makes me wonder about people's maturity.

 

Should have yelled "Get your bitch in line!"

And when the lady was like "It's a male" You shoulda replied "I was talking to the dog!"

 

Amen. This is indeed a case of making a mountain out of a molehill...

 

this is funny. ive never heard of anybody pissin on somebodys tires. although i did know a guy who pissed on a car door.

 

There is probably a thread somewhere in which a lady says some crazy punk pissed on her wheels. Followed by posts egging her on to have her great dane to take a huge dump on said punk's lawn....

Dude, we reap what we sow.

 

That was hilarious! Had me lol.

 

I always clean up after my dog, I expect other people to do the same.. I would have yelled.

 

..lest not forget, you posted your "experience" - surely you didn't expect a pat on the back from everyone, did ya? Hard to believe you were concerned about her calling the police on you when her dog was on your property.. have you thought about calling the local bylaw office? Surely there is a bylaw to get folks to clean up after their dogs in order to keep the city free from dog feces...

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You didn't keep a cool head, you acted like a jackass by sneaking on her property in the cover of night to relieve yourself on the tires of her car! She has bigger nads than you since she let her dog do its business on your lawn in broad daylight in front of you.
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Seriously though - if you don't want to confront her, contact the local bylaw office.

 

I agree with this, if she lets her dog leave you a present there's no reason not to return the favour.

 

I put it in a plastic bag, ring their door bell, and hand it to them while explaining what it is and why. Sometimes they take it like I'm bringing them a present, sometimes they're more intelligent. Either way, I leave without the shitbag and they get the hint. No reason to get angry but I don't let anyone mess with my property. A man's home is his castle.

FYI: I have two Retrievers and I NEVER walk them without bringing plastic bags. A little consideration for your neighbors goes a long way.

I think peeing on the chicks BMW is funny. I wouldn't do it but it's still funny.

 

I would pee under the handle of the door, picked that dog shit and smear it on her windshield and under the handle. Plus maybe take my dog for a walk...

 

How no one else replied how freaking hilarious is beyond me, this was classic!!!

Rob

 

Collect a fairly large bag of dog crap and unload the bag on her porch or bmw.

 

. Awesome.

The peeing on her wheels thing...hilarious. Next time you see them goin for a walk, take your dog out (if you have one) and follow them home and let her see your dog droppin a deuce in her yard. If you dont have a dog, do what everyone else has said and drop her dogs dump on her doorstep or her beamer. If it pisses on your tires again, take a pic and then take your truck and get it detailed and take the bill and the pic to her. That politically correct "callin the authorities" stuff is no fun. This way is MUCH more fun for you.

 

You should have picked that shit up took it over to her place smeared it on her door, and left a note saying clean you SHIT up!

I really hate that! When I go walking with my wife around our neighborhood, I always see dog crap! Our neighborhood association provides trash can at various location in the area for pet waste. It even says that on the trash cans. But some people are just too lazy!

Inconsiderate Fucktards!

Sorry just my opinion!

 

Didn't you read? His 2nd gen Taco got peed on?

 

If you threaten her, then yes, she willc all the cops. If you had confronted her saying that you didn't want her dog to crap in your yard, then she calls the cops, they'll laugh at her if she admits that all you did was ask her to stop her dog.

And becasue you haven't spoken to her about it, it's going to carry on...cos che's none the wiser.

Dogs crap on grass, it's not a crime, but not cleaning it up is discourteous (and probably a crime as well).

 

My son lives in an apartment complex that allows dogs. When he first moved in, the yard was clean. The next time I went up there, there was dog poo all over the place. There is a trash can and bags provided and there was poo right next to the can. - nasty people.

When I walk my dogs, I never go out with a couple of poo bags in my pocket. We like to take long walks...

 

You get bent outta shape that some dumb lady doesn't have common respect- so you make a deliberate decision to vandalize her property...No wonder that assholes abound in your world.

And oh yeah- Put yourself at risk of arrest and legal trouble (exhibitionism and stalking/harassment).

You didn't show anyone anything- She probably doesn't know that there is piss on her tires and you still have a pile of shit to pick up...so you got exactly no where as far as I can see...except maybe you feel like a big man cause you showed her or something.

Man the fuck up and say something- Say it from the door for the whole neighborhood to hear and so you can close the door if the dog comes after you. Let her call the cops- Then show them the pile of shit in your yard and that you don't have a dog capable of producing it. She'll probably learn a bit more from you saying something or paying a leash law ticket then from you ninja pissing on her tires and you'll be less at risk of arrest.