Anti kitty cat ideas?

I'm having a real problem with the f*cking cats in the neighborhood. Every day and just about anytime I go outside there is a damn cat on top of my truck or on the hood. I keep my truck damn near spotless but every morning there are cat prints all over it.

I want to first say that I hate cats but DO NOT want to kill or permanently harm the cats. Just not my style. Does anyone have any ideas on how I can teach them a lesson or is it a lost cause. In my opinion my f*ck head neighbors should keep their damn cats indoors or I am going to start sending them a bills for truck detailing.

 

Release a few alligators in the neighborhood?

 

put some catnip in a dish at least ten feet from your truck, that should solve the problem

 

Had the same problem, get a daisy bb gun, that sucker wont even brake the skin on a cat works perfect, "and is pretty fun" lol

 

Had the same problem. Sprinkle a ton of finely ground chili pepper around your truck. Keep doing it as it washes off for about a week. The cats can't get it out of their nose once they breath it in and they learn pretty quick to stay away.

 

coyotes baby..works in my neighborhood.

 

x2 on the cat traps! i had a cat problem in my neighborhood(bastard was poo'in all over my yard).. i set the trap out with some tuna in it and the next morning i had 2 cats in the bag

 

the blender defender!

some guy on the internets came up with this... hooking a blender up to a motion detector and strobe light....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b9m8BpmD0o

or someone on here once recommended tiger urine that you can buy some place.

 

battery and battery cables... hook to metal parts of truck...

 

I dont think I want to shoot in the vicinity of my truck with a bb gun. I have a pretty gnarly airsoft gun but my luck my neighbor will see my blasting away and call PETA on me or something.

Catnip in a bowl? Isnt that like kitty drugs? I dont want to encourage them coming over.

Ground chili pepper is an idea...I just dont know if that would be very effective in the long term.

If they were just random ass cats I would trap them and tak them far away and let them loose somewhere or to the shelter but Im afraid these are my neighbors dumb cats. I just cant help from thinking how I would feel if someone trapped my dog and took it somewhere. Although my dog isnt running loose and getting on peoples private property or vehicles.

The battery to the metal parts is an idea, how big a battery? Where would I hook it so that it would shock the cat piss out of them?

Tiger urine? R U Serious? The blender is funny as hell though.

 

Thats some funny crap

 

just passing on what I read from another post....

http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/detailing/49723-how-keep-cats-off-truck.html

 

i have a neighbor that gets kats and leaves them out side. one of them fuckers pulls a fish out of my pond im going to softball pitch there ass in to their house. cant stand that shit

 

just put your dog on a nice long leash and tie that to your hitch?

thats actually a tough problem to solve my first thought was everytime you see them run out there at them and blow an airhorn lol maybe get a car alarm and you can just set it off eveyonce in a while idk

airsoft would be my preferred method and if anyone says anything show them its little plastic bbs wont hurt them and you just dont want them on your property

 

gamo whisper quiet.......nuff said.

 

yeah right

 

Air soft gun works like a champ or you could always go with the anti freeze method.

 

my neighbors dog got out of his fence and chased my cat on the roof of my truck, and scratched my two passenger doors badly trying to get him...by the way it was a german shepard and my cat my have to dissapear soon

 

Have "chinese" for dinner...