anyone ever have tape worms?

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! :d

 

Hey a proctoscope will cure them too....Yeeeeeoooooowwww

 

And if anything goes in at all.... DON'T POST ABOUT IT HERE!!!!!

 

One of the funniest typos I've seen in a while.

 

Thanks for the chuckle...

 

this thread is great...

Happy to hear the OP did go to the doc

 

Hahaha...You think you are.

Whatta you think they do inside of you? Just hang out and die?

THEY BREED and multiply!!!

 

I have both cable and satilite TV. I think i can help...

...On the other hand, after discussing the 'matter' with with my legal counsel, perhaps consulting with a Crapticion might be the better option.

 

I am a little disappointed that nobody mention Synthetic oil. now we need a Poll which grade will work best. and how many Qtr will take to make worm jump out.

 

Who bumped this thread?

 

That's what I'm wondering. The last post was from last year and there's no poll...WTF?

edit...I guess there is a poll... someone must of dug up this thread and just voted?

 

why was this bumped

 

Since this thread was bumped, I might as well throw in my 2 cents. I've read that you can take cayanne pepper capsules (like a bunch) every day for like a week or two and after a few days if you have things that look like white rice in your stool then you are infested.

Then there's the whole put tape over your butthole to catch the eggs of pinworms and bring the tape to the doc for anal-ysis.

I've also read that like 80% of the human population is infested with at least one kind of parasite, and that 90% of salmon has worms in it. You don't want to eat raw salmon that hasn't been cleaned properly and frozen.

//there are some videos on youtube about human parasites -- watch at your own risk!! Especially the one about brain worms in humans.

 

Supposedly had them when I was 18. That is what the doc diagnosed. The cure was a diet of nothing but green veggis for 2 weeks. No bread,no meat, no sweets. I was managing a Domino's Pizza at the time & couldn't eat any pizza for 2 weeks.

 

Is OP still alive 7 years later?

 

Old Cajon home remedy for tapeworms. 1 jar of peanut butter, pint of milk, turkey baster, two wooden 2x4 blocks about 4 inches in length. Using the turkey baster squeeze about 2 tablespoons of peanut butter , and one tablespoon of milk up your rectum every morning for 5 days straight. One the sixth day follow the same procedure, but omit the milk. Have your wife , girlfriend or mom ready with the 2x4 blocks. When the tape worm peeps out side your anus looking for his milk, have your ass-istant smash his head using the blocks of wood.

 

I've never had tapeworms but every two years I do a detox(two weeks of vegetables detox pills and parasite killers) and I got to tell you it's incredible what gets left behind in your intestines. Even for me I am like what the fuck is that.