Ask an American....

This thread is hilarious. I didn't know Canadians had such an awesome sense of humor...


....almost as awesome as our sense of humors.

 

Why do you guys spell humour wrong?

 

Most words ending in an unstressed -our in British English (e.g., colour, flavour, honour, neighbour, rumour, labour, humour) end in -or in American English (e.g., color, flavor, honor, neighbor, rumor, labor, humor). Wherever the vowel is unreduced in pronunciation, this does not occur: contour, velour, paramour, troubadour, are spelt thus the same everywhere.

cause Americans change shit around for the hell of it.

 

You should move , don't let the maple leaf hit you in the beaver on the way out.

 

their coors is good. same with miller high life and pabst blue ribbon. its not as good as kokanee, great west or pilsner though.

 

Geez maybe you should move to Australia for not having a Canadian avatar pic and signature pic.

 

Stay out of this , if you don't wanna get hurt.

 

how come in the states sometimes liquor store workers get mad when i help my parents carry liquor to the till.

 

Aww you getting butt-hurt someone called you out on something?

 

wow thats crazy i've helped my parents carry liquor since i was old enough to help

 

whats with you americans and your biscuits and gravy? yuck!

 

PA is a different place.

 

how come you americans wear coats when its not cold out?

 

Its good. More of a breakfast thing; eggs, bacon, biscuits and gravy.

whats with you guys dipping your fries in gravy? I've never tried it but i I don't think it would taste bad.

 

dont forget the cheese!

 

And its not the same gravy used for mashed potatoes. The gravy ive put on my biscuits has like sausage bits in it. BOMB!!!

 

is 'y'all' a word?

 

You can't be serious

 

oh yeah i love putting cheese on my eggs. who the hell doesnt?

 

do you order links or patties?