ASSHOLE PARKING

Mines on its way right now I've had so many people rage when I use other people's. And that was Lubbock. So freakin excited

 

For now I have it running straight from the CB, but that's not loud enough. Nothing's ever loud enough for me, so I'm going to get an amp and much larger speaker so properly yell at people. Should be a GREAT time.

 

Buddy has a 100 watt PA with a 250 watt amp. Loud enough everyone hears us haha. What amp you getting? Curious to hear it

 

$16 Indoor / Outdoor PA Horn Speaker - 8” Portable PA Speaker with 8 Ohms Impedance & 65 Watts Peak Power - Mounting Bracket & Hardware Included - Pyle PHSP5

http://www.amazon.com/Pyle-PHSP5-8-...TF8&qid=1464131490&sr=8-9&keywords=pa+speaker

$34 Sound Storm SMCM200 200 Watt, 2 Ohm Stable, Class A/B, Monoblock, MOSFET Car Amplifier

http://www.amazon.com/SMCM200-200-W...464131556&sr=8-5&keywords=small+car+amplifier

I'm thinking these two combined would be plenty loud.

 

Asshole parking especially to the sea life.

 

This is just me messing around with a buddy at work. He parks all wonky too but he's all the way to the back of our employee lot that's much too big anyway. He's definitely not bothering anyone with his parking. But I decided to mess with him one day last week.

 

This morning in our VERY packed work parking lot. Close spots are hard to come by anyway and this guy has a parking tag that lets him park in the row that his front half is in which is front row for his building.

EDIT: I didn't have anymore turtles with me to help him out.

 

Saw this asshat when I went to get my dry cleaning. He was perfectly double parked in the two spots directly in front of the store. He was getting into his truck as I was getting out of mine. He started backing out when I got the pic. Once he was backed out, he rolled down his window to ask why I had taken his picture, I smiled and said "So I can post it in a forum titled Asshole Parking" Let's just say he didn't like that too much and just about dropped his transmission trying to peel out of the parking lot.

 

Love that ya got to tell him where he'd have a pic posted - likely just took one asshole parker off the streets .. Stuff like that sticks with ya

 

I really doubt it worked on him, he was wearing a 10 gallon cowboy hat, and chomping on a huge cigar. He looked way too important to be phased by us common folk.

 

well Hell
if nothing else maybe he'll go home and cry sitting down, elbows on his knees, head in hand, in a cold shower

 

We can only hope, still it made me all too happy to let him know he was an asshole and I got the proof.

 

I still have some business cards in the truck for asshat parkers.. They simply say - "hey - you stuck at parking" love putting them under wipers

 

I've left a few notes...

If you fuck like you park, you must never get it in.

Who taught you how to park? Stevie Wonder?

Parking. You're doing it wrong.

 

Nice!

 

I think in going to print up a few of these

 

Here you go..

 

That is fucking golden!! In unrelated news I watched a boat of an Ford Expedition peel out in front of me at a light turning left... I wish I had my GoPro mounted for an epic fail video... He almost wiped out into a hydro pole fish tailing so hard I think his dog came out of his seat.

 

Parked while he's dumpster diving blocking main entrance into parking lot