ASSHOLE PARKING

He was trying to pull through and that's as far as it could get.

 

Dog is his copilot.

 

Hundreds of people pictured in this thread qualify for this license plate...

Also, I busted myself yesterday.

 

But then I fixed it...

...only to have my coworker take the mantle today.

 

This is going to be asshole parking central...

 

W T F ??

 

Oh, China. You so sirry!

 

Uh oh...

 

Flex?

 

Here we go again with the next door building's biggest asshole award.

A winnar is you!

 

Would that qualify for an Autozone award winner as well? Don't know Nissan.

 

Didn't you see? That's the Titan XD version.

Xtra Douchey

 

I'm pretty sure that dude is a building manager or something.
Some other jackass in a Jaguar parked in the spot next to it and no placard or plate either.

If there was a number somewhere I would call it in a heartbeat.

 

I'd love to put a sign/note on their car but I don't want to start a war between my company and our direct neighbor in the same complex.
If it was one of OUR spots, I know several people would have already contacted a towing service or the Tempe Police Department.

One of my best friends at work has leukemia and is slowly degrading... Doesn't know how much longer he has actually.
Anyways, he used to ride a motorcycle but had to sell it to get a car because he lost feeling in his leg so he couldn't ride it properly.
He parks in our handicapped spot because his bones are disintegrating and he DOES have a placard. I'd be super fucking pissed if someone parked out front without one.

Titan Xtra Douche doesn't even need to park in that spot. There is LITERALLY an open spot just to the left that is probably the same walking distance to the front door but entitled motherfucker can't be arsed to do that. Wanker.

 

@orezona If it were me, I'd probably create a new social media account and post pictures of the abuse on the company's social media, as well as local media outlets sites. Nothing like a bit of public shaming.

While I'll give folks the benefit of the doubt, I have zero tolerance for actual handicap spot abuse. We used those spots regularly for my wife's elderly parents in their last years of life. My wife blew out her ACL and we used those spots regularly while she was incapacitated.

 

IF we could figure out what the fuck they do in that building, I'd probably be all over that. Seriously, there's no marquee or sign or whatever.
I'm so sensative to asshole parking now because of this thread. Thanks you guys, my OCD needed something else to focus on...

 

You have the street address, yes?

I'd first start by googling that address and seeing what comes back.

My county publishes the new business license lists online going back seven years. If something like that isn't available, a phone call to the county business license office may do the job. The information is public records, so just a matter of figuring out how to look it up.

 

In Washington state all property records are public, you can find out who owns property from the address from the county recorder's office. The property tax records have the owner listed. It's all on the web here but when I've gone to the office before the web they were most helpful.

 

@cosmicfires also very true, however typically here office buildings are not owned by the occupant. Still worth a look.

 

There's also the good old walk in at lunchtime with a sack lunch from somewhere and ask if this is the <insert address / name of neighboring business> site. UberEats FTW.

Chances are you'll be told the name of the business at that site if it's not already displayed on the wall somewhere.