ASSHOLE PARKING

What is it with Texans?!

 

No foul here. 5 spots 5 cars

 

Yeah, but what about us Californians?!?We were taught to stay between the lines!!

 

Then why can’t Californians do it?

I’ve been to Cali. I’ve seent things, man. Horrible, dreadful things.

 

Hey, Austin? So you could really have been driving one of these cars I saw today! I had to skip parking my taco on two seperate end spaces today at the Whole Foods Market on 6th street because everyone was parking like this! But I do have to say, had the drivers been outside, they probably would have apologized nicely about it for everyone I’ve met here have been really nice.

 

???

You got to get out more.

People aren’t nice here. Distracted, inattentive, texting, unskilled, unlicensed, uninsured, ignorant of the law, lacking in proper hygiene while overcultivating selected body hair (and it ain’t where you’d think it is) and way too attached to fried chicken donuts and Torchy’s Tacos.

And as you’ve seen they can’t park for shit either.





Now the Germans? Their parking is immaculate. It’s unreal. If it cost $3000 to get my license, I’d park better too.

 

Well, just got here last Saturday, maybe it has to grow on me a bit. Were outta here on Thursday, though. More parking to do before then. As for really bad parking, try Salt Lake on a Sunday around noon when the momo’s go out after church to get lunch!


By the way, Torchy’s menu does look good though... any other suggestions?

 

Wait wait wait... did you say fried chicken donuts? If that’s a thing please tell me where.

 

Been to SLC, and I agree 100%. Not just the momos, either - I think everyone gets out of church and heads to Target at the same time.

Torchy’s is good - my fave is the Trashy Trailer Park. Valentina’s food truck on Manchaca Rd has legit everything. Some of the best brisket around, and a local haunt.

Gourdoughs. https://gourdoughs.com/

If diabetes and high cholesterol joined forces, this would be their weapon of mass destruction.

 

Thanks! I’ll check out how bad the parking is around Valentinas- wanted to get some good brisket. Gourdoughs sounds good, too! Now as for fried food, where can I get fried twinkies?

 

Texas State Fair and Wurstfest, neither of which is happening right now. Otherwise I think there might be a food truck cooking up that particular culinary catastrophe but I have no idea where one might be. Possible the South Congress food trailer park, but they all tend to move around.

 

And you’ll definitely see asshole parking at Valentina’s. Most of the spots don’t have lines, so it’s a free-for-all.

 

Sam's in Pearl City seems to be a target rich environment for custom parking; this is Christmas Eve. Supersized van in 2 spots marked "compact."

 

Please post it. lol

 

Code 2 call - no lights or siren to respond to emergency - or get outa my way, I have to go bad!!

 

Just one? His buddies must have left already.

 

Lol the Silverado in the far right is another deputy vehicle.

 

So close

 

The bumper sticker says it all.....