ASSHOLE PARKING

park forward with your passenger door next to theirs. do this a few times and they will get the hint. and bring chalk next time too so like someone mentioned make a "privileged parking" spot

if he's parked between the lines, there is no baiting. she's arguing because she parked like a douche with her wheel many inches over the line and the left side with about 3 feet to spare.

all she had to do was back out and let the daughter in. what if the guy was not even there with his Jeep? What would she do then, grab some random person and bitch to them? probably

I would laugh too, and keep laughing because she clearly does not understand what a fucking line is, unless it was the coke she took in the morning to deal with her life

However, I also have cheap ass running boards that will prevent door dings

 

So many dog jokes....

 

I feel like they did better in the second pic.

 

2 compacts makes room for one 1/2 ton truck right?

 

Your numbers are wrong no, 3 compacts = 2 full size

Edit:I hate ducking auto correct, particularly after beers.

 

She apparently loves her new Jeep so much....

And if it wasn’t for my wife being with me, I’d have parked in the spot right in front of her

 

I've watched 3 trucks back out of the aisle because they won't fit. High level asshole parking

 

is it just the picture or can you not drive down that aisle?

 

I saw an old Civic make it through but anything bigger was a no go

 

Wow!

 

10 billion chocolate starfishes

 

That's one of the most annoying thing about 45 degree head in parking spots is that, for whatever reason, some people forget that you the driver will be well forward of the car to your left and just line themselves up with the car next to them. I get it, sometimes I can never tell how much further I need to pull up. But if I do fuck up, at least I own my fuck up and fix it.

 

You could have parked a smart car in the gap in front of him

 

I've been noticing since joining this thread is everyone who is crap at parking and now I'm photographing everything for y'all.



You'll have to excuse the rear view mirror shot because I didn't think to take a picture until I got back to my truck. Went to 4WP near me to look around and no parking so I parked on the street. This person apparently had the same problem and instead parked on the no parking portion.

 

Yeah he didn’t care. Got out and walked away.

 

Uh, no.

 

No flag on the play.

 

X2

 

I actually admire his effort NOT to be an asshole by sticking out so far...