ASSHOLE PARKING

It take a whole 30sec to straighten out the parking job. Some people are just way to lazy I guess. Pretty positive that would of pissed me off

 

I was pretty heated I can’t stand when I’m not squared up in my spot I’ll always do my best to make sure other people have room. My wife left the person a nice note to remind them there’s other people in this world beside you lol

 

Me n my bro do autoglass for a living I remember like 10yrs ago. My bro and his wife went to the movies and some db parked so close to his driver door and actually broke his mirror and just left it like that. My bro and his wife walk back out to see how close this db parked next to his car. So little bro got pissed off and actually cut dudes back window out and left the parking lot with db rear window. That would of been a sight to see.

I don't ever recommend doing anything like this. It's simply fucked up.

 

That's a whole new level of petty I would have never even dreamed of thinking up.

 

Usually spitting on there door handles is pleasing or some gum under there tailgate

 

Yeah it was a dick move for sure. But my brother is also a asshole so that's nothing new

 

My truck on the other hand has been hit so many times while it's been parked I just gave up. Sliders best door dings protectors on the market.

 

Just keep a jar of Vaseline with you. A gob on the door handle is harmless, but makes a great point.

 

All that does is make them wonder who the asshole is that put Vaseline on their door handle for no reason (and they continue to be oblivious to their own parking job). Yes it is harmless, but it does not make any point to these people....

Granted, it may give the person doing it some satisfaction, so it is not completely wasted

 

Did I forget to mention to include the sticker (green from 'products discussed' section below)? The sticker keeps them from noticing the Vaseline.

 

Then it's your fault for parking ass in first. Why should he make accommodations and predict what you are doing? For all he knows you're a soccer mom getting an air pump needle, which would not need the tailgate down to load

 

For door handles prussian blue works best.

 

Don’t wanna piss off a construction worker, they have the tools to fuck with you and your car

 

Yeah ... but my license plate is pretty easy to remember (walking disability, and only four digits). And many of us have tricked out our tacos enough to make them unique. Because that’s what we do. So I’m afraid of being remembered and falling victim to retribution. Because the phrase “but you did it first” doesn’t really mean anything when your window is busted out or the fenders and doors have been keyed in retaliation or something. You know?

 

Parked wrong way off the curb basically in the middle of our residential street.
Extra detail 1. Our street is 3 ish lanes sort of.. but with one side parking people don't try to drive past eachother so it's more of a 2 car road.

The lady had her lights on.. and was far enough off the curb I could see I couldn't fit.

Flashed my brights nicely since it was 10:30pm and we have both young kids and old retired people in the neighborhood. No moving.. tried again.. still nothing

Honked as light as I could.. still nothing. Was the driver on their phone?!
Honked louder... Lady wandered out of the house with a 2 car driveway that had room to spare.. got in car, waved sorry then moved about 4 car lengths down and blocked another street...

 

Brilliant fella at work didn’t have enough room in the gigantic Loading zone to his left

This guy was parked in the front spot of the liquor store in his stupidly long truck


His rear tire is bound up against the curb in case you can’t tell, he can’t go any further forward

 

You can borderline get away with murder as long as you have your flashers on

 

He qualifies for the whole ass.

 

Nailed it! That’ll do nicely.

Need to print off a bunch of these and get them out lol simple pleasing justice hahah