ASSHOLE PARKING

Usually don’t see this at the local Target

 

This weekend, a Kia van ended up on top of a Corolla in the parking lot of the Total Wine store at The Palms at Town & Country mall.

 

This guy about to post pics of the cop car to asshole parking

 

How in the hell.....?????

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

No damage to the back of the Yota so s/he didn't climb up the rear. I'd assume the van slammed into the palm tree (light pole?) & the ass end raised up & rotated over, coming to rest on the Yota.

 

Another view

https://www.miamiherald.com/miami-com/funny-stories/article234387052.html

 

Maybe the van backed over the curb. It doesn't look like any damage to the front of the van either.

 

Assholes are just that good sometimes.

 

Well it’s in the parking lot of total wine

 

That’s where the assholes supposed to be.

 

I think the van teleported from another dimension.

 

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I am here to prove the Kia is innocent, a victim of a horrendous crime! In the snipit below, I present evidence of the Corolla's guilt of submarining into...NAY underneath the van in question.
Note the mark on the Kia bumper where the victim was struck by the Corolla in an attempt to get into an already occupied parking space. Occupied by, the victim...the Kia minivan. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask of you to find our Kia not guilty as a heinous criminal accused of launching itself on top of the car, which I might add it seems rather impossible, even for Florida...but as the true victim in this crime. All this Kia wanted to do was celebrate with a bottle of wine, and instead gets struck by DICK'S in the rear...

 

I was a believer, until you said Florida. BOTH GUILTY

 

I object your Honor. Toyota has never done wrong with the Corolla.

 

No, but Corollas can be used for nefarious purposes when they get into the wrong hands.

 

Dick's Total Wine is all you need to know.

 

If you would please direct your attention to the victim's roof (looks at Toyota).



You can CLEARLY see there are leaves from the bush in front. Leaves who could not just grow legs and walk to the roof, they were moved there. How you ask?
By the GUILTY KIA!
The KIA rudely ripped these leaves from the bush, backed up and a top the poor defenseless Toyota and planted the leaves on the roof as an act of assault.

Case closed your honor.

 

The leaves are a distraction your honor! A distraction planted by the Kia conspiritors trying to make my defendant look guilty! That "evidence" must be thrown out of this court!