ASSHOLE PARKING

Funny the folks with the most expensive cars drive the worst. Usually.

 

https://wsvn.com/news/us-world/if-you-drive-an-expensive-car-youre-probably-a-jerk-scientists-say/

 

I think we're missing a crucial distinction here:

People parking like they're more important than everyone else: self-important assholes

People taking pictures of those self-important assholes' parking jobs: self-righteous assholes

People commenting on the self-righteous assholes' pictures of self-important asshole's terrible parking: old man shouting at the clouds

 

I'll double down on that and say, from my experience, the people that drive for a living (cabs/uber/lyft/etc) have no f*ckin clue how to drive!!

 

I have to wonder whether it's that, or they've reached a point where they've just stopped caring entirely.

 

Good point!

 

Based on the type of person that drives those, I can't say I'm all that surprised.

 

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-haha-shrek-Bif33IiGNIxiM

 

Ok that one is so bad I don't even think it's intentional. How the hell can you park so poorly with a car equipped with full surround cameras. This guy must be blind

 

Its not a guy, ive only ever seen women drive those mom wagons.

 

I will second this

 

Saw this on the interwebs today. Makes contextual sense here, so sharing for reposts later.

 

Took him 9 tries and still couldn't park straight.

 

Lines are a suggestion apparently

 

Mentally handicapped parking.

 

A lot of it has to do with the parking lots in general. spots are getting smaller these days...especially in paid parking areas. It's all about the $.

 

While I am certainly not condoning this parking job, at least the guy was good enough to park at what appears to be the most remote area of the parking lot, so not too likely anyone else will need to park right next to him if the rest of the lot fills up completely.