AZ BS Thread 2.0

Rodeo sex.

Bend her over.
Put it wherever you want.
Tell her that if feels just like her sisters as you stick it in.
Hold on for 8 seconds or more and you win.

 

Oh lawd. Hahaha

 

Yeah I call that the rodeo clown. And thats why I have bed straps so she can't move here hands for the block

 

Very nice.

 

I prefer to whisper 'I have AIDS' into her ear whilst rawdawgin her. #Buckinbronco

 

I could go for a 2 about now...

 

You have it a lot easier than us when the target is 6 years old and you have a bag of skittles.

 

Hahaha followed by someone serving you with a notice for endagering lifes haha

Are we going to see her out at a meet? I don't want her anywhere near my food

 

Maybe a 6... lol

 

I was under the impression he was strapping rolls of quarters to his thigh

 

HAHA!

I had a good buddy back in the day and we were at Tempe Camera. This hot girls walks in with her friend, and needless to say the friend was nasssssty.

I say "I got the hot one" before I could finish he says "Fat n' Ugly is mine".. Threw me off for a second. I asked why would you go for the ugly one?

His response "Anything is better than my hand.... and you know she'll take the bait. Look at her, I bet she hasn't ate in hours".

He has a good point.

 

Congrats!

 

A dry spell is more effective than any makeup.

 

I had a buddy who held out for 2 years, more man then I cuz there were a few fatties that were all about it. But he stayed the coarse.

 

Dry spell + Makeup

 

oooo shes a looker

 

Bit of hair, she must be Italian.

 

2 hours. I leave for two fucking hours and miss this glorious discussion. Fuck me...

But not literally... Phil. Cmack.

 

I am always willing to help a Tacoma brother out if he needs some coaching, and/or introductions...

Especially if you are young and in High school. We need to impart some serious, hard earned knowledge before you hit the end of your Junior/Senior year.

I bet there is maybe one, at most 2 guys, on here that don't regret their long term high school relationship.

I myself had too many coulda-woulda-shoulda moments from highschool. hindsight is 20-20. (AND THAT MAKES IT A FUCKING BITCH)




What say ye you other older salty bastards? Do we teach 'em?