AZ BS Thread 2.0

Sperm and filibertos?

 

I was the EXACT same way today. The hottest girl in the office sits in the cube right next to me, and I KNOW she caught a whiff of some of this sweet goodness. If I can't have it, nobody can.

 

Mine don't smell too bad today, but damn I'm making some noise

 

PROTEIN

Little known fact, women dig poop smells

Means you're too tight, we'll work on that

 

Dick.. But its because there's a ton of pressure being held back. And finally letting it out is like thunder echoing from my bowels

 

no, its cuz your sphincter needs some lubin. Trap door aint lettin the breeze glide out.

 

I could feel it in wherever the gas is stored. I felt like exploding but I knew the result was worth it. I was not disappointed.

 

I also had chili today

 

I always have to hold it around women so once I leave their presence, I unleash the fury

 

How my day goes every day. Its glorious.

 

Fuck that I fart in front of women.

 

If I do they collapse and die. Its around people in general.

 

So do us a favor and fart around the ugly ones. There is too much ugly rolling around these days

 

Your gonna have to feed me the right stuff first

 

Too easy....

 

"Feed me Seymour!"



Carry on.

 

Love that movie

 

I feel as though I should know this movie

And what would you feed me?

 

Me dos.

 

Doubt it...

And this is gettin weird