AZ BS Thread 2.0

LULZ, was waiting for that comment.

Let's me see

- Concussed to the point of no memory of that day at age seven. Frontal lobe straight to marbel floor.
- Minor concussion, own fault wasn paying attention and ran head first into a parked car at age eight.
- eight stitches to hand for trying to climb a chain-link fence, teacher yelled at me, got scared, dangled by the flap of my palm skin.
- Minor concussion, own fault again, head first into car while riding bike, age 14
- Broken hand, middle of the dez, didn realize it was broken until the hopsital visit confirmed. 18
- nine stitches right at the knee cap, walked into a 5 gallon VP can, friend didn clean the cuts up well enough. Could see bone and tendon. 21
- Bruised femur's and minor concussion at 22, Canyon track
- Concussion at ET, 22
- Lacerated liver, contused lung at GP race in fountainhills, 24. Lost memory of two days while in ICU. Internal bleeding, multiple surgeries.
- nine stitches in forearm, dirt jumps at Mcdowell Park.
- Dislocated toe in Flag, 27


These are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head. There are some I should have got medical attention for but used superglue instead.

 

I see what you did there.

 

I see what you did there

 

Wow, very interesting life you have had.

 

You are an awesome messican Phil. No hatred toward you at all.

 

Define awesome Mexican?

 

If you live in America legally you are American, not Mexican. That is your heritage.

 

I know B, too bad we don't have heart eye emoticons.....

Welp this is what Google brings up when googling awesome messican


Necesito hablar mas?

I am Mexican-American, but thanks for trying to tell me that I am not what I am

 

I googled Mexican Awesome..............

 

You guys crack me up.

Fuck essays. The paper kinds.

 

Learn to read vato,

, not Mexican Awesome.

but still a great find

 

Yes but in Spanish the adjective follows the noun like casa blanca, or gato negro.

 

Indeed it does, but was I speaking in Spanish by typing awesome messican? If I were it would have been Mexicano mejor o Mexicano impresionante.

 

Nope but I googled it that way anyway and there is nothing you can do to stop me.........

 

As if I cared enough to stop you

 

I have had countless concussions, broken toe, foot, fingers, both collarbones, dislocated shoulder, split open and had stiches on my chin, elbows and knees. And I don't act like a douchebag, not sure how that correlates

 

You dont like me, woopty fucking do. Here's a putin on a cracker

 

I think you are funny. You know how you put your two cents everywhere it doesnt belong, I think I remember the quote being that you "think every post is a homerun"? Well sorry but you thinking you are a tough guy because you went to the hospital for a dislocated toe is pretty damn funny to me

And for the record I dont "dislike" anyone here, its the internet and if you have hatred from posts you have issues

 

yep i messed up myself way too many times on my dam dirt scooter.

with age came a cage. and it came at age 18 for me lol. sold all my bikes after my last crash.