AZ BS Thread 2.0

I need my lt and fenders and this and that and more, fack!

 

I dont see LT and Moab getting along well in some of those places.. LoL

 

I'm getting the all pro kit dude lol

 

Why wouldn't LT and moab go better? An LT kit on a 4x4 is better than our setup Chas...

 

Um... so.. I was refering more to the width than anything else. Not that most long travel couldnt handle the flexing but i know some of the areas can get pretty narrow. I am sure its not a big deal honestly. Its just 2 am in the UK now, I cant sleep so I am trolling and spewing nonsense useless shit from my suck hole that I honestly have no real life experiance with what so ever.


Oh, and Eric... I am going to molest your truck again if we both make it to Moab... Worse than I did at Brandons... Did you find the present I buried in your truck???

 

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.. I am trolling here ok... GEEZ...

 

2" over per side will be fine lol

 

On a completely random note I am sore a shit today. I finished my tactical driving course here in the UK. I spent the last 2 days doing PIT and Ramming manvuevers, high speed driving, high speed reverse driving, J turns, high speed hand brake manuevers, and how to use my vehicle as a weapon/tool. My final exam was a 30 minute chase scenario around the facility (set up like busy city blocks with distractions, alleys, roads, turns, etc) with 4 "opposing force" instructors in cars trying to stop me, box me in, and "capture me."

I had a blast but am sore as shit because I was doing this all in crappy completely unmodified cars (except air bags being removed) so imaging doing PITS (both to and against you) and ramming through roadblocks and stuff at speed (within reason). Its like being in a crash and bash derby.


I wish I could say that I went to do this for fun, but the nature of my work and the locations I go make this a necissary evil and a possibility.

 

I have always wanted to do that! For real

 

So does mine Josh, so does mine. Granted the pay is good (some times) but at least your home to enjoy your truck, life, GF, and no one is shooting at you or threatening to kidnap you. If my transfer to Tucson dosent come in soon (by the end of the year) I am going to have to start looking elseware... 13 out of 14 years traveling overseas, 4 times going to war, and only being home for 1 christmas in the last 15 years is getting pretty old.

Seriously, I just want to complain about traffic every day, get fatter dumber and lazier, and live a nice boring life...

But until then, I will keep doing what I am doing and get to play with cool weapons, travel the world, and blow shit up!!!!

 

If it were like a 5.5" over kit I would have problems but at 2" over I'm not worried

 

I would be worried... I would be very worried...

 

Don't turn this date rape into a homicide

 

Zing!

 

Its not rape if you yell "SUPRISE" first...

 

You can't rape the willing

 

oh the vibrator you left in my truck? dude that fucking thing is crazy! it takes 4 D batteries to make it run, has 3 gears and a over drive!

i turned it on last night, the fucking lights went dim!

 

I know, I had to give it back because you mom left it laying around when I had her over for the donkey show she put on. I told her to take all her shit with her but she was to busy getting locked in like a chinese finger cuff to comprehend what I was telling her since I dont speak cock monger...

LMAO

 

Currently I am in a little town called Evesham for the week, its south east of Birmingham. Then this weekend I am headed down to the Cornwall area for a few weeks.

 

Yea, I am this time. Evesham is a little shithole, no better way of putting it. There is nothing to do. I love the Cornwall area, mainly because I am a British Cider drinker and that is the home of the British Ciders... Cornish Rattler here I come...