AZ BS Thread 2.0

It was frequent flying this weekend, sand blasted my skid plate for me lol

 

haha he wooped that guy so bad by the time my dad got to where he was passing us the guy in the green one was no where to be found. well like 15 seconds later hahaha.

my dad almost took someone out he said.
a rhino was crossing the drags sideways when my dad was like 5th gear tapped and he said he locked it up and slid for about 40 feet and was about 15 feet away from the guy when the guy finally looked at my dad and he punched it and my dad barely missed him. he was honestly scared after that.

i saw 2 different groups of people riding down the drags backwards.... crazyness. people are asking to die.

 

Fresh start

 

I would let you stay at my house, but our extra room being occupied by my wife's cat. The cat doesn't like anyone but my wife.

 

My midget twin. Well, at least a midget who's name is Brian.

 

If you clean my house in the provided outfit you can stay at my house.

 

You should kill the wife's cat, Brian lol

 

i think she would kick him out if he tried anything.

i hear she wears the pants

 

stop acting like your future wife (husband) wont be wearing the pants (and sometimes the strap on) in your marriage

 

If it's a chick with a strapon, it ain't gay

 

So someone is into pegging

 

Just saying its a viable option

 

if that bitch tells me no guns or other things i like, she gone...

 

Then you wouldn't propose to him in the first place, would you?

 

Today after school me and friend grabbed some food and headed north around the Desert Ridge area for some pics and for him to ride shotgun with me. It all started well.



Then while I was going about 50 down this path I saw what looked to be two tire marks. I figured they were two little tire holes, so I didnt really slow down. Turns out some ass hole decided to a fat burn in the middle of my line I choose, so these tire marks actually were a very deep small holes (probably 10+" deep). Ive hit some bad holes, but this was one that I was like "shit that was a big one". Then this happened lol.



It gets better. We are on the other side of the road exploring, and my friend tells me "hey man, watch out for this hole" In a not so serious voice. Turns out this "hole" was the size of the Grand Canyon and my truck came to a very fast stop seconds after.



We then used what had. I put the bottle jack under the truck and we stared stacking cement down under the front tire, lowered the truck again to see if it could stand its own and it did. We then added some 2x4's under the jack because we maxed it out. We then got it high enough were we could make a bridge for the front tire. Hoping for the best I told me friend to get in the bed for traction. I put it in drive and we came right out. It was a shity two hours.

 

Good to know

Hahaha

I see what you did there. Smooth

 

Remind me to NEVER buy a vehicle from you. Jesus fucking Christ dude!!!

 

I have been tempted. I have also suggested we get rid of it. Wife says no though.

 

Your mom wears the pants in your mother son relationship.