AZ BS Thread 2.0

Had to go help my neighbor out (who has a weirdly skinny dog) by helping shoo away these annoying wannabe animal rights activists.

So two guys and their fat girlfriend must have been feeding his dog something, from the back fence, so my neighbor asks them to stop. which turns into the three strangers shouting and screaming about how he is starving the dog and whatnot. they wouldn't stop so I walked out and to say, hey he takes care of it, go away your bothering me now kinda thing, and they left!

lots of drama for my neighborhood anyway lol.

 

Thats pretty funny

I bought a used terra grappler today and found the 5th rim of my discontinued set of wheels. what great peace of mind that a full size spare brings, a matching rim is a bonus.

 

I have a rabbit named (and tattooed) Tacoma. I wanted to label his carrier/cage with more than a marker... Haha.

 

How did your rabbit take to being tattooed?? lol

 

Looking for a rear bumper, one that will hold the spare similar to a jeep, and it folds out of the way to access the bed/tailgate.

Any ideas? Elite is temp closed, relentless doesn't even have first gen shit listed on their site, etc etc

On a side note, I think I cracked. Gonna stop by the toyota shop in east phx, off like dunlap. Water pump, belt, pullys, and airbag shit. Maybe abs. I can always unplug abs fuse later.

 

Avid... They're local.

 

CBI has two options. They have a full bumper like mine with a swing away or they have a trail tested rear tire carrier that mounts in the stock trailer ball hitch. Check it out and talk with them. They have guys crossing mountain ranges and continents with themboth.
Here is the link to the 1st gen section. They have a TON of options and are great guys. http://www.cbioffroadfab.com/store/index.php?cPath=27_28&osCsid=7c75ad03e0e70e31a2637232267c8537

 

Chas your fenders are on the way

 

Dude, I will get you paid. I am sorry. I have been working crazy long stupid hours in Yuma.

 

No worries I know how long hours go. Lol

 

If anyone in AZ is going to buy some tubing anytime soon I get 20% the next order I do so I can get DOM for about $3.25/ft. If you want to throw in and make a big order I will be picking some up in the next few weeks

 

I'm in for 150 Fishman bucks worth

 

Some of these are hilarious... Lol

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are known to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

 

Some of these are hilarious... Lol

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are known to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

 

Those are awesome!

 

Checking out a Go Pro Hero 2 from a co worker for $50. Its never even been used and he got it for Christmas and needs money, score!

 

Not sure, he is going to bring it to work to check it out. Sounds too good to be true. He thinks its called a Hugo 2 but from what he described it sounds like a Hero 2

 

Thats what I was thinking lol. I dont want it to be an eyepod type thing. he said it retailed for $300 so we'll see

 

that's an awesome deal if it's a hero 2!