AZ BS Thread 4²0

I figured this was more your style:

 

or can we trade the ban out for someone else?? bring Nate back and transfer the ban to someone else.....

 

I think someone just volunteered as tribute...

 

Toyota Tacoma Enthusiasts FB page had a nice anti-extremist moment... guys truck gets hit by muslim woman who lives on a compound that has been identified as an islamic extremist residence... prior military start talking... 15 minutes later it gets shut down... apparently the suggestion of A-10s, AC-130s, and armed surveillance as well as a hard knock didn't sit well with someone. Good times.

 

Na they are tired of banning me. Figured a poll between @Nitori @PangTRD @Enjoihavok @Daria @BlazingTaco chris4x4 sean

 

Hey guys, I have been thinking about buying a dart board for the garage. Not looking for anything fancy or high end, but don't want a POS either. Just something nice for the garage to tinker with when buddies come by for some beers or a BBQ atmosphere. anything I should watch out for? I've never actually played darts.

 

Flying darts.

 

Always ban the barely legal citizen that uses Maple Syrup for masturbation purposes first.

Get a bristle dart board, midrange darts, and a decent cork board backer and play.

 

That's awesome. I've never seen anything like it

 

where does one buy such a thing??

 

What else would you use?

 

Speaking of darts I will impart a life lesson learned the hard way:

Empty beer kegs are NOT good dart targets. I nearly lost my dick learning this lesson.


(I can't just leave a story like that untold... This was college, I was shitfaced and we were all having a good time, having killed a quarter keg of Yuengling and working on another plus I had cracked open one of my bottles of whiskey earlier. We collected much research data on how drunk is too drunk to play darts. I had a spare dart, I was sitting on a bar stool, and the empty quarter keg was maybe 8 feet away from me. You see where this is going... So the dart flies true but the only thing my drunken brain could process was that there was still some residual pressure there in the empty keg or something, but this thing reflects & makes a return flight right at my dong. I have no time to react before it almost hits me, and that thing sticks deep into the stool I was sitting on, right between my legs. Bricks were shat, to say the least.)

 

Quarter keg = beer ball?

 

What GPS system are you guys using for backroads in AZ?

 

Like the short one. Basically a smaller size keg for easier logistics. Think it holds something like 80 beers.

 

Josh-wheel drive, sun tracking, shadow tracking, dust drifting in the wind from dirt falling from my fingertips. And an unending desire for adventure!!!

 

Known as a pony keg

 

Stud if male

 

I am male, so thank you for the compliment.