AZ BS Thread 4²0

Need an employee?

 

Wish I could of got a side shot definitely looked like a quality build and must handle well cause he had no issue doing 75+

 

So yeah, Um, Need a part time employee?

 

Step off!

 

There is room for both of us..... hopefully.

 

I understand that many of you will excited by this. It’s only natural to want to work in a place so paradise-esque. I am taking applications. QuLifications are listed below:

1. Must not be opposed to getting dirty.
2. Must be comfortable around heavy equipment, large trucks, large dogs, firearms, and slight of hand magic/conjuring
3 Must be able to lift no less than 10 pounds.
4. Must be female
5. Must have poor eye sight with no desire to correct (we have no vision plan)
6. Must have low/no standards.
7. Must find beards and tattoos attractive.
8. Cable organization skills a plus
9. Bilingual a plus
10. Collection of work appropriate yoga pants a plus (part of company mandated uniform).
11. Must not have allergies to dogs, birds, fish, or small rodents.
12. Must be willing to accept full or partial payments in short duration, unskilled back rubs, or IOUs for short-duration unskilled backrubs, or rare Pokémon cards.
13. A working knowledge of quickbooks and basic customer service skills are desired but not required.

If any of you meet these criteria, message me your resume. Or write your experience on a cocktail napkin and drop it by my office.

EDIT: DONT TELL MY GIRLFRIEND

 

Btw man, I hope you had a good birthday. Met your dad yesterday. It was an absolute pleasure

 

If you are willing to over look item #4, I wont tell you girlfriend

Thanks, man.

He said he made it out there. I got lucky in the dad department.

Good Luck!

 

That's what I was gonna say!
Plus me and #10 go hand in hand

 

But you guys would both be okay with 12?

 

Maybe partial

 

You’ve just taken the lead in the candidate battle

 

Any of you guys checking out the expo this weekend or been to it in years past?

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/2018-international-off-road-utv-expo-tickets-47828929616

http://internationaloffroadexpo.com/vendors/

Not sure if it's worth checking out or not.

 

Spent the morning up in Snowflake. On the way there it lived up to the namesake.








On the 260 between Payson & Heber.

 

How much for your old tires????

 

I think I’m qualified

 

Got the 4Runner on 285/70/17 today. No lift and no rubbing at ride ht surprising. Throwing on the lift tomorrow.



Old tires for sale. $350 for some 265/70/17 general grabber hts with 65% life left. Any takers?

 

Looking good.

 

It stay cold enough up there for some snow to stay? Thinking about cruising up tomorrkw