AZ BS Thread 4²0

Sitting in a Santa robe holding a gun and a present. 10/10 would wife.

 

https://www.ulta.com/supersonic-hai...NAPdIRdk4VznM4C3gTT7OQvSGDi4acsUaAqGPEALw_wcB

Just spent $400 on this for the woman. Your $200 frolic at Victoria's Secret makes me feel even more horrible about myself than spending 400 money on a f-ing blow dryer!

 

Have motorcikle but it's got a 3rd wheel and big tires. Vintage '81 Honda w/ SuperTrapp exhaust.
Enjoy an occasional beverage.
Have no guns.
Cautious of woman holding gun and gift, wonder what will happen if I remove gift from hand.
What y'all getting me for Christmas?

 

I did not even know such things existed. I just do as I am told. She is getting the world's most expensive hair dyer and some kitchen knives she wanted. All I wanted was Cher's greatest hits and an assortment of various grit sand papers.

 

I wish I knew about these "sales". I am a real sucker sometimes. I doubt they are doing sales just before the holiday.

 

The boss owns her own salon and wants to try one. She contacted Dyson last year and the professional discount was only 5% or something crazy.

She said now way she paying for a hair dryer that will die in 12-18 months.

 

a peak under the skirt:

 

She's wearing red so I'm gonna count it for Christmas boobs

 

WTF is this?! A 42 minute video to something that isn't porn? You pissed at me or something?

 

Wait, I have paid $400 for something that will only last 1-1.5 years?

 

Don’t look at it that way. It’s hopefully more like paying $400 for some awesome thank you sex.

Make it count soldier.

 

9 days out from Hawaii.


Can this bullshit week pass any slower??

 

Fixed it for you

 

Which island or islands?

 

Oahu. Taking the kids (12,14,16) otherwise we’d prob go to a different island. Want them to go see Pearl Harbor and the Palace since it’s their first time there. Plus, we always have a great time on Oahu and know the island decently well.

 

Dear TW,

Yesterday while out doing some Christmas shopping I had a moment of weakness and I gave in to temptation. I bought a 4.6LB tin of shortbread cookies. They were glorious.


No Ragrets.