AZ BS Thread 4²0

I hit a traffic jam on my way to my office this morning - fucking cats can't ever get out of my way before I've had coffee.

 

Oof, your poor engine.

 

Buy her it will be a low mileage one owner. No matter how hard those miles were on it.

 

Speaking of hard miles...

 

atleast she made it thru with most of her teeth.

 

People say drugs are bad and ruin your life. But look at the photos. From left to right she wasn't happy, then kinda amused, then in the third mugshot she is so happy.

That's right kids, meth WILL make you happy.

 

Looks more surprised to me.

 

I've heard prison will do that...

 

Meth'd out of her gourd but somehow held on to that sharpie for the eyebrows.

 

"whos finger is where during that photo?"

 

Eww.

 

"Finger? Those are for amateurs..."

 

Surprise butt sex?

 

Jeezus! Ya'lls some dirty MFers. You DID see her picture, right?

Gonna make the Ms wear lockable stab proof granny panties when we head out west this fall.

 

I hear they are in tent city. Wanna go camping

Is it a surprise if its in the azbs thread?! Asking for a friend @prise

This the wild west out here. Stab proof just means it takes a extra 2 seconds of foreplay

 

Pussy is pussy.


Methed out pussy is the best. Fuck, take a nap, wake up and the house is clean.


All of your DVDs and wallet may be missing though.

 

She also needs this to get her off.

 

hahahaha I got to send this to whit.