AZ BS Thread 4²0

Safety meeting!

 

This, your boss needs a wake n bake. Lets see him get pissed after that.

 

Just took my econ practice exam...
10/11 without taking the course. Hopefully the remainder of the course is this easy. Its a lot of reading though

 

Do t forget the Goonies museum and breweries in Astoria. VooDoo Donuts in Portland. Cross over the river to Vancouver for some weed, then to M Falls.

Crater lake is cool, but kinda a little out of the way.

If you go north from Tahoe to Klamath Falls (if you alter the route), stop in Adin for a sandwich at the general store, they're bomb.

Are you retired Mil / AD / NG or reserves? If so, i have a bitchen spot to stay between YS and GT

 

Also, if you decide to loop it, we did a killer road trip this summer:

Queen Creek to
Horseshoe bend to
Some place in Utah to camp
To SLC for family
To Rexburg Idaho area for family
To Jackson Hole / GT / YS for 4 days
To Bozeman to see friends
To Coure DAlene to see family
To Seattle to see friends & tourist stuff for 3 days
To Astoria because I'm a Goonie
To Portland & Vancouver for friends and stuff for 3 days
To crater lake
To Klamath Falls overnight
To Truckee / Donner Lake with family for 3 days
To Vegas
To Queen creek to fix my HVAC
To Temecula to get back in track and go wine tasting
To San Diego
To Queen Creek

 

This coming summer I am hoping to travel to Sandpoint to see some close family friends. I love Idaho, totally jelly...

 

My grandparents live just south of Sandpoint. I'm there every summer. Love it!

 

so slooooow today...

 

Eat more fiber?

 

I'd be pissed after that, I'd also be having a hard time breathing

 

If you get mad after smoking, there is a bigger issue with your head. Perhaps switching hands or getting a real woman vs a fleshlight.

One of these issues may very well be Colby's boss'

 

nope thats done. Bowl, Coffee, shit, shower.. every morning.

 

I told my boss he needs to wake n' bake because he's so pissy this morning. I've been on a 3 hour call with him already and he just keeps getting more angry. He is a straight edge. He doesn't drink/smoke and never has.

He should take up drinking, smoking....

 

Oh man, that makes sense. Those XXX guys get all bent out if shape when someone tells them to have a drink or smoke a bowl.


Dude needs a vacation or a new job.

 

We are under an insane amount of pressure. At my company we have a lot of other divisions that are well staffed and still can't pull in any profit like we are. So the higher up's for some reason tell us that we need to get more revenue next year but refuses to give us more staff. Long story short, our CEO doesn't like our product and is trying to make it fail, but isn't winning that battle at all.

For example, our biggest product has a team of 46 people not including their development team which is maybe around 40 people. It pulls in around 18-20 million a year. This product has been live for over 10 years.

My product has a team of 4 not including development. If you include all of our dev's, 14-16 people max right now. My product pulls in 14-18 million a year and has only been running live 2 years. I run ALL of the tech support for over 200,000 users. Just me and if I need help I ask my director for help.


So really we are all just maxed the fuck out. 30+ hours of meetings each week plus all the issues I have to fix, code changes, app building, quality assurance of our apps, etc, etc, etc.. The rest of the company's 'rush' is over, our's doesn't end until 2017 around March just because we are so short staffed.

 

I'm allergic

 

How in the hell does one be allergic to weed? Thats crazy!

 

I know a couple people who claim to be allergic to it. I've only see 1 person though actually have an allergy attack to it. Hives, tight throat, etc.

 

I think he was alluding to being allergic to anything that resembles a vagina, i.e; fleshlight/lubed hand? That's how I read it.