AZ BS Thread 4.2⁰

My Giftee receives his gifts tomorrow... hopefully I'm a decent TWSS

 

Do this to it and you'll be fine.
(It'll be able to go toe to toe w/ your turd gen on the highway too!)

 

Got bored, bought a FuelPax.

Currently in line at Luke AFB Exchange. Very civil, they opened the doors up at like 2am for everyone to snake the line in the food court so we aren't "cold". Opened up some of the vendors for coffee and whatnot too.

 

Just a guess here, but were you heavily drinking before this post?







Happy Friday after Thanksgiving AZTW fam. This is the first Friday ive worked after turkey day in a long time. Parking lot is empty and I got a spot right up front. Think ill see if Hulu has an app for my phone, connect to the public wifi and watch some GT.

I havent seen Lampoons Xmas vacation on any of the streaming services yet either. I hope they add it cause its a tradition for me.


For those of you standing in line somewhere... Sucks to be you.
For those of you working, sucks to be us.
For those of you sitting home on rotation from the shitter, couch, to fridge... Enjoy.

 

Waiting on the wife and daughter to get up and get ready, then off to buy I don't even know what.

 

Sounds horrible, honestly. I hate shopping. 10 years in retail will do that.

 

Brent, next year you have plans at our home. FYI.
@BDMcGuire
Ryan, same for you.
@RPS1030

 

So youre saying they can stuff your turkey next year?

 

Contrary, I get to stuff both of them, nothing in life is free...

 

What about xmas?

 

Once again, I'll stuff their stockings! lol

In all seriousness, nobody should be alone around the holidays. Especially two guys as cool as Ryan and Brent.

 

I used to have orphan holidays when I was single and living on my own. Consists of saftey supplies, French bread pizza or lasagna, a few bottles of Russian Imperial Stout, video game and PH.

Honestly, I dont feel bad for them and im sure they are enjoying the peace and quiet.

 

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with the exception of thanksgiving, I usually spend the holidays alone. I prefer to party for cinco de mayo and st patty's day. the rest, I am perfectly content with not working and getting drunk at home.

that's my xmas plan usually at least

 

Fun Fact: flesh lights make a great stocking stuffer

 

That's not the only thing there good to be stuffed with.

 

Glad you guys liked it. I don't drink much wine but if my wife picks it out it's bound to be good! Safe travels

 

A whole new level of drunk when you slur while typing

 

Off to work! Luckily not retail so it will only be a little insane today.

 

I genuinely appreciate the offer @BawlzTaco but as @2ndGenJonny said, the peace and quiet is incredible! My family never did the holiday commotion so all of my siblings have our own little traditions. Eating pie and drinking beer is one of my favorites! I don't think my dog minds getting pumpkin pie either. And in a similar sense to @RPS1030 I take advantage of holidays to get out on the trails when nobody else is there!

 

@BDMcGuire @RPS1030 I understand guys, the offer still stands.