back in arach...nophobia again!!!

DAMNIT. I hate ridin the 4 wheeler through the woods or walkin to my deer stand and a web gets all over my face. I immediately assume theres 50 black widows crawling all over me and flip the hell out. I get goose bumps thinkin about it.

 

I was also 4years old haha

 

I do that with ticks...hate those little bastards. I found one on me and flipped out.

 

this fucker was sitting next to me on my couch, freaked me the fuck out

 

here is a cell phone pic of a black widow i found in a cattle trough at work.



PS I have never had to spell "trough" and it is a weird word

 

oh noooo
not spider pics

I'm outta here

 

i have dreams that theres a black widow crawling in my bed and wake up scared as shit, rainforest sweaty

 

Anyone been to Iraq and seen any Camel Spiders?
Saw one as big as my hand! I screamed like a little girl!
Not actually a spider, but close enough!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_spider
Solifugae are carnivorous or omnivorous, with most species feeding on termites, darkling beetles, and other small arthropods, although Solifugae have been videotaped consuming larger prey such as lizards. Prey is located with the pedipalps and killed and cut into pieces by the chelicerae. The prey is then liquefied and the liquid ingested through the pharynx. Although they do not normally attack humans, these chelicerae can penetrate human skin, and painful bites have been reported.[2]

 

fuck that its freakin me out over the internet

 

Yeah, they run around on 8 legs and have those 2 in the front up while they are running, so they look like some kind of demon spawn.
Imagine waking up with one of those on your chest... not a pleasant experience.

 

So you are saying you don't like spiders?? Cute, little friendly bugs that eat flies and camp in the corner of the bedroom behind the open door.

 

duuuuuuuuude fuck spiders!! ill punch everyone of those bastards in there faces! i found out a hammer does the trick to get rid of them

 

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I was at the Drive In the other night and saw somethin movin across my windshield while i was watchin the movie. It was a spider. Freaked out and killed it asap...but still felt like there were spiders all over me all night. Then the next night I was peein and saw somethin black fallin from under the toilet seat. It was a friggin spider! Now I gotta check every time before I sit down to take a dump! WTF? I HATE those stupid pricks!