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This guy is funny

 

This is my screenshot.

The price on January 19th was 40ish... Look how much my "shares" were transferred as.

I'm going to call fidelity to see what they think

 

I already have a zero sperm count, so im good on that one.

 

I doubt it, he’s way too serious

 

The real kicker is I did a huge addition 3 years ago for the guy who owns the Costco Auto Program. So I have a standing offer for him to get me my dream vehicle at HIS cost. lol

Already invested in crypto.
Been trading for years. Fuck mutual funds.
All I've ever owned is used.
The only electronics in my house over 3 years old is my PS4. lol

 

That's the way to be accepted around here...

And if you don't get with that program

 

Yes. Multiple gme x 7-10ish...apparently.

 

Factory design that'll do it, mine was modified after market by some hack with a pair of pliers and a soldering iron... for anyone who has not gotten the "no cut" job, they take needle nose pliers, jamb them into your coin purse, force them open tearing the skin, then fucking burn the ends of the hose with a mini soldering iron that glows red hot.

 

Sounds like you have a very specific taste in porn

 

But they’ll make so much more if they let me sell at 5 and then they can short it back down

 

Don't ask me. I still have shoes with velcro

 

Is this in the Fidelity app? I just see my cost basis on the summary screen and know it’s wrong because I have an excel tracking my whole portfolio since I have stock with multiple brokers...

 

Closes at $1.86.

 

Yes.

 

Go on...