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And here I was thinking that a Scotty Caan Gone in 60 Seconds joke would fly right over peoples heads.
Bravo.

 

What’s more likely:

yankees lose tonight?

Or

Chinese banking holiday bends us all over tomorrow when they resume the shit show?

ah fuck it, we can have BOTH!

 

Well my “conservative” work 401k with INGIX is down -1.97% since 9/16. See? It pays to play it safe boys. Or maybe not.

 

I hope the shit show gets worse!!!

 

Yankees lose. Markets Yawn.
That’s my version of a Gtii and BBIG play.

 

Up .5%.

Bought 3000 BBIG at $6.40. Cost basis on 7000 shares is $7.45. If it keeps dipping I'll for sure get that lower. lol

@scottstrong89 Glad it went well in the OR. Enjoy a beer and that percocet. Or maybe save them for the morning. I think tomorrow might be bad. lol

@TreeFortRichard Out of those NVDA calls was a good call. I'm still holding my puts. Evergrande is supposed to pay that note on THUR. If shit goes way south tomorrow we know they aren't going to be able to pay it.

@Iwilltaco How much more BBIG did you buy?

 

Damn it. Just looked at my cryptno portfolio. Now I need a porcocet. lol

 

I bought 15 calls

If after hours holds they’ll all be green. Well the First 5 will probably be about even.

So expect a bigger discount tomorrow

 

Oh yea, you don’t wanna look at that right now, no good at all

Edit: I had to look to make sure it hadn’t changed. Can still confirm, no good at all

 

Red Sox EPIC collapse...They don't deserve the playoffs for letting Mookie go

 

Thanks. Friends just dropped off Mexican food for dinner. Those Percocet will be calling my name right after! I think tomorrow morning Ill sleep in for once and forget about the markets lol

 

I thought about selling some covered calls on my shares but if this thing is gonna be as volatile as it's supposed to be I'll just wait. lol

 

Yea, risky for sure. Thought about just buying shares today, but was trying to hold as much cash as I could.

 

I thought about buying calls. They lose value way faster though. My plan is to hold until they announce what the terms of the TYDE spin-off are. That plan will change if it really starts moving north. lol

 

I have enough calls to say, with certainty, thqt there is absolutely nothing volatile about it..

 

so when does @kairo get free?
seems like it's been long enough

#freekairo

 

#free kairo. And free my tendies

 

at least the loss porn is good entertainment for the rest of us
(am i doing this optimism thing right here?)