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Barbie Dolls I'd Like To See

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Hot Tamale, Mar 7, 2009.

  1. Mar 7, 2009 at 3:29 PM
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    Hot Tamale

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    So, the wonderful Barbie is 50 this year. I have to admit, I have never like Barbie and always thought she had a Sugar Daddy somewhere (How else do you explain the place in Malibu and the Corvette, after all the girl doesn't work!) I always thought the whole Barbie thing was just unrealistic as she was just so perfect. I would much rather have a more realistic version of Barbie and have come up with a few.
    1. Welfare Barbie
    2. Crackhead Barbie
    3. Unwed, pregnant Barbie
    4. Working class Barbie (drives a car from the late 80's, dresses ala JC Penney's, has to do her own hair and not go to the salon every week, takes her lunch to work instead of going out, you get the idea)
    5. White trash Barbie (comes with her very own rusty trailer with old non-working appliances in the yard, has about 5 kids that run around screaming throughout the neighborhood, gets drunk on weekends and throws Ken out every once in awhileso she can fool around with G.I. Joe)
    I know I've probably spent way too much time thinking about this, but the girl just irks me! Anybody else have a realistic Baribe they'd like to see?
     
  2. Mar 7, 2009 at 4:03 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Welfare Barbie:
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Mar 7, 2009 at 4:04 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Crackhead Barbie
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Mar 7, 2009 at 4:05 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Pregnant Barbie
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Mar 7, 2009 at 4:06 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Wite trash Barbie

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Mar 7, 2009 at 4:12 PM
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    :eek:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  7. Mar 7, 2009 at 4:14 PM
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  8. Mar 7, 2009 at 4:15 PM
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    chris4x4

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    LMAO!!!! BArbie even has a black eye!!!!!!
     
  9. Mar 7, 2009 at 6:10 PM
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Never thought of a Barbie that way... she was just a doll to play with :(
     
  10. Mar 8, 2009 at 7:53 AM
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    Oh my gawd this is hilarious!!

    Fatass (and naked) barbie!

    [​IMG]
     
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    They are all so wrong :( but they are all so right as well :D:D:D
     
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  17. Mar 8, 2009 at 9:55 AM
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    Kinda looks like Lesbian trailor trash Barbie, and Barbies lover....
     
  18. Mar 8, 2009 at 9:58 AM
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    This one is better:

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  20. Mar 8, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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