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Bed Sheets

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Brunes, Oct 29, 2008.

  1. Oct 29, 2008 at 4:22 PM
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    Brunes

    Brunes [OP] abides.

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    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
    series of tests, the last of which had left his
    bodily systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the
    bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
    and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
    diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
    remain rational.

    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
    bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
    the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
    sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
    and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
    unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
    sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
    staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
    guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who
    had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
    "What the heck is going on here?"

    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I
    just beat the shit out of a ghost."

    - Happy Halloween !!!
     
  2. Oct 29, 2008 at 4:23 PM
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    MyToyTaco

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  3. Oct 29, 2008 at 4:24 PM
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    RelentlessFab

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  4. Oct 29, 2008 at 4:32 PM
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    Fluffymonkey

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    lol niice :)
     
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