Best advice on life you have ever gotten

Grandpa said "Grow a hard shell"

 

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning .

 

BE HAPPY.....OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.

 

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Use a period instead of the enter key.

 

An old man (80 yrs roughly) stopped in where I work and told me:

"No matter how good her tan looks, it's the white parts that are the best!"

 

I would rather answer your dumb question now, than fix your stupid mistake later.

 

all of Gibbs rules....well most of them. they just make so much sense!

 

My gramps, a LTC in the army told me its ok to shake it after you take a leak, but remeber if you shake it more than 3 times its considered playing with yourself

 

"when your in a corner pinned what are you gonna do? are you going to let them kick the shit outta you or you going to come out swinging?"

"Adversity, whether you love it or hate it, it will always be apart of life. So you decided what you want to do with it"

my football coach

 

"This to shall pass"

"Don't sweat the small stuff"

 

Live life to the fullest because you never know when God will call you home.
My dad always told me life was a game, the rules are simple, stakes are uncertain risks are high and in the end there is only one winner. Play the game
What does not kill you can only make you stronger

 

Grandfather
There is no such thing as a stupid question
Grandmother
You're a product of your past yet a variable to you future

 

Don't even think about it, she is underage.

 

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(1) Get an education.

(2) Join the military.
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do what your dad says, hasnt gotten me in trouble yet and usually come out on top

 

and there's nothing wrong with that

 

best advice I got was from my dad: NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS PAST MIDNIGHT!

Most of the time, this is very very true.

edit: also, a woman once told me that the meaning of life is happiness. That has really stuck with me especially since poeple always wonder what the meaning of life is.