Best and worst nicknames

My dad sometimes calls me that. My first two names are William Robert he likes to joke that he did that so that he could call me Billy Bob.

 

I have a girlfriend that I call "no butt." lol She got no butt. ha

 

DUH!, Shoulda thought of that first,what's your other half?

 

Gee, thanks dad! At least he didn't name you Sue

 

ha I don't really mind the real reason is that my great grand father was named Robert so they named me after him.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1BJfDvSITY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

Robert's a pretty flexible name, goes like eight different ways

 

Figured you would catch the Cash reference OZ

 

my old team used to call me sniper or beast.

And a drunken nickname i received was "todai" (toad-eye) because "cody" sounds like a japanese seafood buffet called "todais"

thats about it so far...

 

No one will ever believe what I'm about to say, but I hope the motor falls out of my truck in the morning if I'm lying.. An old friend of mine some how got the nickname, wait for it..... Dog Balls.... His freaking MOM even called him that, we still call him that. Of course, he's had a couple of other good ones, back in middle school (before Dog Balls stuck). Tribby ***, later shortened to just "***", then Alice, (coined by his Mom), then the cou'de gra... Dog Balls.. Top that...

 

My last name is yang. So in middle school. All my friends called me yin yang.

 

I've seriously never had a nickname - good or bad. Not sure what that says about me.

 

So far....win on that one

 

If you're Buddhist, that's a bitchin nickname

 

Greeting todai-san!

 

You're normal, that's good, don't worry about it

 

Could be worse. My brother's friend got excited one day and said, "hey guys, you need to give me a nickname!" With no hesitation, one of the other guys said, "f___face. Your name is now f___face."
He wasn't too happy, but the name stuck through college.

 

While I'm thinking about it, I had an uncle who legally changed his name to Toad because his granddaughter refused to call him by his birth name.

 

I never knew this lol. I was far from a natural though we had a guy come in and help with our batting he lived in Atlanta and helped Jason Heyward when he played for East Cobb but he only came to our field twice a week because it's over a 3 hour drive but I drove to his field on Friday and stayed until Sunday working on my batting staying in a hotel during the weekend.

 

My last names Pierce so being stupid on watch one day someone said "P-$ (p money) your so ghetto". Since then it's evolved into p tack dollar sign. Dumb ones were dumbo, bobo, bozo....