Best Halloween Costumes?

those links should work now!!

 

i just shit my pants from the first one. omg set it back to private!!!!!!!!!

 

those costumes.....we made them in about half an hour, and we scard some kids pretty bad with those!!! we were jumping outta bushes and stuff when some kids would walk by. the some of the older "kids"....ya know, high schoolers still trick or treating.........we got those the worst!!!

 

THats horirble will. they just want some candy but you made them drop it all and run

 

they got all their candy back.......i promise!!

 

You probably didnt buy any candy and just scared the kids and then passed out there candy ha

 

if they are real little kids, i dont do anything, but if they are too damn old to be out begging for candy.......mosly the high school kids......i'll scare the shit outta all of them and take their candy for sure.......its funny as hell when they drop and run like hell.

 

I think i'm going to be Dale Gribble (my avatar) for halloween. Its cheep, easy, it goes well with the beer i will have in my hand, and i get to talk shit to people all night in character. I think it will be pretty fun.

 

Retired Hooters Girl

 

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Sara Palin gets Dale Gribble's and Hermione's vote

 

I know you got some more pics!

 

wait until Saturday I'll put up all the good party pics!

 

1. The JagerBomber
2. "That girl" the next morning
3. Patrick Bateman from American Psycho
4. The Stig
5. Cat-in-the-Hat, Lumberjack (sans bra), and Mathias "Never Nude" from Arrested Development

 

Love the girl the next morning

 

Please appreciate the level of commitment to these costumes. The Jagerbomber rigged his vest to dispense shots of Jager and the Stig drank from a straw all night.

But yes Pebbles was priceless the next morning.

I don't have photos but my gf was a wet pussy. Your standard slutty cat costume but with fake water droplets all over. Creative and hilarious.

 

Those are some bad ass costumes Jagerbomber is the best!!

 

My friend spent the better part of his week constructing a true-to-life bearfucker costume. He spent 30 hours doing it last week. He won the costume contest and with it a handle of Sailor Jerry. He was laid off Monday.