Best movie lines

got this idea from my name being said in the what does everyone looklike thread..


so lets see those funny/ classic movie lines

ill start us off....

"Have you seen the highlander?"
"no"
"it won an award"
"for what?"
"greatest movie ever made!!"


"that my friend are how babies are made!!!"

 

Shake and Bake!!!

 

haha


"a little place called... ASPEN"
"i dont know lloyd the french are assholes"
haha

"yeah, i got a john deere letter from her... i called her up, she was going on about how i never listen... i dont know what she was sayin i wasnt really paying attention"

"excuse me flo????"

 

Dumb and Dumber haha an american classic!

 

everything from superbad and napolean dynamite.

 

I reckon he had it commin'. We all got it commin'. Take a drink. Unforgiven

 

-I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.
-Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) in gone with the wind

I saw that movie yesterday LOL... I like that guys Character...

 

SHITTER'S FULL!!! -Christmas Vacation

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE!!! -Full Metel Jacket

Say what again! I dare ya....I double dare ya -Pulp Fiction

What we have here is a fine specimen of Alabama black snake and it ain't too god damn booku -Full Metal Jacket

Mister, we deal in lead -The Magnificant 7

I wanna put my dick in it......I want it to put it's dick in me -Beerfest

 

its ok im a limo driver!!!!!

 

"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' (That's goddam right)" -Shawshank Redemption

 

I've been shittin pancakes ever since.

 

Don't fuck with the Jeezus -The Big Lebowski

 

A moose bit my sister once.

Monty Python

 

"At my signal.........Unleash Hell."

Maximus,Gladiator.

 

"I'm not going to call him dad"

"Brendon your 39 years old, I would not expect you to call him dad."

"Well im not going to ever! Not even if theres a fire! Robert better not get in my face, cause ill drop that mother fucker." - Step Brothers

 

you cant handle the truth - a few good men
hey you guys - goonies
rule of the thumb well we cant do much damage with that it should have been the rule of the wrist - boondock saints

 

Blazing Saddles "Someones gotta get a shit load of dimes"

 

"Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."

 

I know what you're thinking- "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk -Harry Callahan

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. -Verbal Kint (The Usual Suspects)