BIGFOOT, Aliens, and The Supernatural.

Shit

 

So you at least have hot sauce... I get it, you are in bigfoot's colon and feeling the heat from the hot sauce.

 

Yeah. I still think about that sometimes. Crazy shit.

 

That doughnut looks good.

 

Not even close

 

I know I know fellas. Just pushing some buttons for the sake of humor.

 

Humor?

 

June 30th 2017...
Big manistee river. NW Michigan
Was up for the summer steelhead run, fishing was slow so went to town grab a bite. On the way back about 3/4 mile in front of me a very large dark bipedal cross a 2 lane road in 2-3 steps..woulda took a person 6-7 steps..happened really fast...approximately 9 am...fast forward to 11-11:30 was getting ready to go sleep in back of the taco...and heard a VERY powerful “whoop” sounded close...could feel the power from it...threw the wader and boots in truck and drive 3.5 hours home...all this really sucks because I like to fish at night when nobody’s around ...and I personally know 3 people who’ve had multiple experiences and heard from them a few more stories!...all in the same vicinity

 

Only took a week to read through this whole thread. Lots of interesting accounts of bigfoot, the paranormal and the like. Never had any incidents of my own that I can remember vividly enough to post here though.

Sub'd for more.

 

There have been quite few reports of sasquatch in Md, My brother swears he's been in the woods with one at night. One of his buddies has seen one of those lonely kids with no whites in the eyes show up in his yard around 1 a.m, in a privacy fenced yard. He said dog didnt want to go outside for a while afterwards. Coast to coast used to mention black eyes kids from time to time in the early mornings

 

its hard for me to believe with all these sitings none had a rifle or pistol with them to shoot it...just a shakey camera..

 

You expect hippies and millennials to carry firearms? As someone who identifies with both of these demographics, if I told anyone in my social groups that I CCW, I wouldn't have friends... just you guys that is.

 

I dont see the problem

 

All a man needs is his guns and his dog... sometimes a spouse... and someone to listen to their crazy-ass conspiracy theories.

 

"It sounded like meat being slapped against a tree!"

Guy out on a camping trip in the mountains of NC refuses to get back out of his truck, even though he had a rifle, after he keeps hearing sounds all around him that can only be described as "meat being slapped against a tree". Guy was supposedly a Afganistan combat veteran and no coward.

Hence was born the local legend of "the man who slaps meat against a tree".

 

So he thought bigfoot was aggressively jacking off outside? Is he pretty?