BIGFOOT, Aliens, and The Supernatural.

Like that, eh? The Dancing man was better...

I am going to put up a bunch on here, after all... but one will be true (at least one, that is)...

 

More stories please, this is a really entertaining thread!!

Doug you got to finish what you started.

 

I honestly don't know if you're trying to be funny or what..

 

If you're just going to be a douche go back to moderating the Walking Dead thread

 

I use to date a girl from Montana that looked like a sasquatch

 

Hmm, thought this was about stories...two or three posts above wanted more stories. So now I can't post stories?

 

She from Bozeman, I may know her!

 

My sister-in-law is quite squatchy, herself. And she likes bacon, just like the guy from finding bigfoot says that the squatch does...

 

I think thats her sister...kinda fat
http://youtu.be/R32Ln7YZ6ig

 

In 1983, a team of deeply pious scientists conducted a radical experiment in an undisclosed facility. The scientists had theorized that a human without access to any senses or ways to perceive stimuli would be able to perceive the presence of God. They believed that the five senses clouded our awareness of eternity, and without them, a human could actually establish contact with God by thought. An elderly man who claimed to have “nothing to left to live for” was the only test subject to volunteer. To purge him of all his senses, the scientists performed a complex operation in which every sensory nerve connection to the brain was surgically severed. Although the test subject retained full muscular function, he could not see, hear, taste, smell, or feel. With no possible way to communicate with or even sense the outside world, he was alone with his thoughts.
Scientists monitored him as he spoke aloud about his state of mind in jumbled, slurred sentences that he couldn’t even hear. After four days, the man claimed to be hearing hushed, unintelligible voices in his head. Assuming it was an onset of psychosis, the scientists paid little attention to the man’s concerns.
Two days later, the man cried that he could hear his dead wife speaking with him, and even more, he could communicate back. The scientists were intrigued, but were not convinced until the subject started naming dead relatives of the scientists. He repeated personal information to the scientists that only their dead spouses and parents would have known. At this point, a sizable portion of scientists left the study.
After a week of conversing with the deceased through his thoughts, the subject became distressed, saying the voices were overwhelming. In every waking moment, his consciousness was bombarded by hundreds of voices that refused to leave him alone. He frequently threw himself against the wall, trying to elicit a pain response. He begged the scientists for sedatives, so he could escape the voices by sleeping. This tactic worked for three days, until he started having severe night terrors. The subject repeatedly said that he could see and hear the deceased in his dreams.
Only a day later, the subject began to scream and claw at his nonfunctional eyes, hoping to sense something in the physical world. The hysterical subject now said the voices of the dead were deafening and hostile, speaking of hell and the end of the world. At one point, he yelled “No heaven, no forgiveness” for five hours straight. He continually begged to be killed, but the scientists were convinced that he was close to establishing contact with God.
After another day, the subject could no longer form coherent sentences. Seemingly mad, he started to bite off chunks of flesh from his arm. The scientists rushed into the test chamber and restrained him to a table so he could not kill himself. After a few hours of being tied down, the subject halted his struggling and screaming. He stared blankly at the ceiling as teardrops silently streaked across his face. For two weeks, the subject had to be manually rehydrated due to the constant crying. Eventually, he turned his head and, despite his blindness, made focused eye contact with a scientist for the first time in the study. He whispered “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and his vital signs stopped. There was no apparent cause of death.

 

Honestly, I thought the first story was your own.

 

I've got no idea what this is considered but the weirdest thing to ever happen to me is that while going for a run, a big truck turned right into my thigh and instead of falling down, I kept running. I had a red mark on my thigh for about an hour, experienced no pain, and remember placing my hand on a dirty hood. I also had that huge smile people get in movies when they are in disbelief. Not sure that's supernatural and not trying to go off topic. I do blame that experience for my terrible grade I received in calculus that semester. I stopped believing in math for a little while.

 

Just rustling your jimmies a bit..no harm no foul...

 

You sir, win the daily award for the best non-sequitur!

 

Mine is real... Feel free to search the web for it. No reason to come in here and be a DB. Unless you want banned also? Cookie Monster your friend?

 

Thanks! Logic was never a strength of mine.

 

Personal stories not shit you found on the internet is the intent of the thread , pretty obvious you think it's all bullshit so why pretend

 

Ok , after watching this amazing display for awhile just as quickly as they appeared , they just went away... Wow, I pulled up anchor & we headed back to the dock, at this point I'm pretty shook up over the whole days/nights events, understandably we're not done yet tho'...

After securing the dock we go back up to the dam keepers house, my friend is still awake & apparently feeling better (i'm not 100% sure he felt bad in the first place) The 3 of us were standing in the driveway talking about all the shit that occured earlier, they're backs were to the outside porch light so I could see pretty clearly although their faces were slightly shadowed, i was doing all the talking & they were listening but I noticed

they were glancing at eachother whenever I spoke of something weird that happened, they'd shuffle around a little & each time one of them responded they'd never look up, I was getting a bit irritated & they were looking more & more uncomfortable with my statements & questions, finally
the other guy i didn't know well said " I told you it was just military" & as he went on about it , he slowly lifted his head to look me in the eyes i guess & as God is my witness his face began to droop, as did his ears, his nose had become a stubbed snout something between a dog & a pig. He didn't just look up & it was done, the shape shift occured while I was talking to him, I have no idea what my face looked like watching this but I can tell you that inside I was freaking the fuck out & for whatever reason i was able to just stand there & let it unfold before me like we were just 3 buddies standing around shootin the shit.. I also saw 3 figures that would just pop up behind them, first one, he'd drop down & another shadow would pop up this happened 3 times with 3 different sized "shadows"

I think it may have been the Father, the Son ,& the Holy spirit...

I left shortly after this leaving the impression that nothing had happened

like it was just another night of fishing, honestly tho' I was about halfway home & pulled over right at the Poway rd turn off hwy 67 & wept

I was fucking scared,bewildered & sad at the same time I din't know what to do to think , anything to rationalize & make some kind of sense of shit

Well I have, its called acceptance, I accept the reality that not all things are cut & dried or are absolute. I accept that not all things fit into the scope of reality that we as a race or culture are comfortable with..

I've learned to never say never..

 

But we're not done yet haven't gotten to what was waiting for me at home... keep in mind that although I've had weird experiences since I was about 11 (2.5 hours of missing time on family vacation) The timeline for these events took place over about a 3-4 week period so its taking awhile to go thru this, I'm trying to cronologically do this