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Blonde joke.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Jun 4, 2009.

  1. Jun 4, 2009 at 12:05 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

    I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

    My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing.

    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

    I jumped down and walked out of the office...

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ".. And where do you think you're going?!"

    (You're gonna love this....)










    She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."
     
  2. Jun 4, 2009 at 12:10 PM
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    neslerrah

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    Lol good 1! Gata love blondes
     
  4. Jun 4, 2009 at 12:11 PM
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    Untamed_SS

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    Ahhhh hahahahaha

    :laugh: :laugh:
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  5. Jun 4, 2009 at 12:17 PM
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  6. Jun 4, 2009 at 1:30 PM
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    Chris; I still think that you have been in the Arizona SUN TO MUCH!

    Take some time off and go north and "cool off" some..:gossip:

    Or, put on a ton of sun block and find a pool :goingcrazy:

    Good luck,

    Yuma Taco,
     
  7. Jun 4, 2009 at 1:32 PM
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    I got a pool...Heat done bother me much......:D
     
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    :rofl: nice one!
     
  9. Jun 4, 2009 at 2:05 PM
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    wat?
    Whats the difference in a blonde and a refridgerator???

    a refridgerator doesnt fart when you stick your meat in!!!

    ^^highlight for answer
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love those blonde jokes!
     
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