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Discussion in 'General Automotive' started by MAXTacoma, Oct 13, 2009.

  1. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:29 AM
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    I only googled a couple of his puzzles, the last one especially. Swear. I was able to figure out most of them, some I have heard before. Still fun nonetheless!
     
  2. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:30 AM
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    Got me on this one. Hey everyone, I have to go do a purchase order. Yay! Work to do. See you all in a bit!
     
  3. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:31 AM
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    :D
     
  4. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:31 AM
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    Solution:
    He was with several others in a hot air balloon crossing the desert. The balloon was punctured and they began to lose altitude. They tossed all their non-essentials overboard, then their clothing and food, but were still going to crash in the middle of the desert. Finally, they drew matches to see who would jump over the side and save the others; this man lost.

    LOL - I knew it! Ah well.. they are fun...
     
  5. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:33 AM
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    How about a joke:

    Two cannibals sitting around eating a male...

    One started at the head and the other started at the foot...

    About half way through one looked up and asked: "How are you doing"

    The other one replied, "Doin' great... I'm havin' a ball".
     
  6. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:33 AM
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    Just trying to impress the cute ladies. Cant blame me for trying!
     
  7. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:35 AM
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    Nope - I don't blame you...
     
  8. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:35 AM
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    Haha I can't decide if thats more funny.. or sick? LOL

    :eek:
     
  9. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:37 AM
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    Looks like you're a Cowboys fan, so you'll probably like these Redskins jokes:


    Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. The Washington Redskins.

    Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

    Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post.

    Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?
    A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there!

    Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. Senior Citizen

    Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. We may never find out in the 21st century.

    Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
     
  10. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:39 AM
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    It's actaully a colts jersey.. but its the b/fs..

    im not that big of a redskins fan.. just a little being from VA (actaully i dont really watch much football)
     
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    Ah the Colts...I see... Well, they are funny nonetheless.
     
  12. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:43 AM
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    yea they were
     
  13. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:46 AM
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    A Pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel in place of his hat.

    Bartender asks him: What's up with the paper towel?

    Pirate replies: I've got a Bounty on me 'ead, arrrrrggh!
     
  14. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:50 AM
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    :facepalm:
     
  15. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:52 AM
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    Well, no one liked the Redskins or cannibal jokes... LOL
     
  16. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:54 AM
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    The redskins ones were funny, but the pirate one really made me laugh!!
     
  17. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:56 AM
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    I liked the redskin jokes!

    How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
     
  18. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:56 AM
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    A buck an ear!
     
  19. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:57 AM
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    Yep.. Alabama Reporting in bored and the joke... Well for as stupid as it was it still made me chuckle!!!!
     
  20. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:59 AM
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    These jokes really are dumb but we are all in the same boat "boat at work" so therefore they become funny enough to make me laugh at work and have everyone look at me.
     

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