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Born a Baptist

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. Mar 11, 2009 at 7:56 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
    cook a venison steak. But, all of
    Bubba's neighbors were Catholic......and since it was Lent, they were
    forbidden from eating meat on Friday .

    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
    problem for the Catholic faithful that they
    finally talked to their priest.

    The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
    After several classes and much study,
    Bubba attended Mass......and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him,
    he said, 'You were born a
    Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.'

    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
    the wonderful aroma of grilled venison
    filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the
    neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching > a rosary and
    prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

    There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
    carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and
    chanted: 'You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a
    catfish.'
     
  2. Mar 11, 2009 at 7:59 AM
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    neslerrah

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  3. Mar 11, 2009 at 8:39 AM
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    :laugh::rofl::laugh: Nice Chris!!! oops, now I have a co-worker to hear me laugh out loud on this new shift:eek: He's a hunter too though.
     
  4. Mar 11, 2009 at 8:52 AM
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  13. Feb 22, 2010 at 6:02 PM
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    ahaha. Good one Chris...
     
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