Brotherly Love

Uh oh lol

 

im 2 years older than my brother but hes always been way bigger than me but we would still go at it


my brother and his friend were racing their bikes and they rode across a street that had no stop sign so his friend got run over by a car, my brother got scared and ran home and went under the bed to hide. his buddy is on the street so the ambulance and cops come to the scene and start doing their thing, as i watch the scene i get the idea to have some fun so i go back to our room and tell him the cops are here and they are looking for him and hes going to jail, so he starts crying. after a few minutes the cops and paramedics come knocking on our door and talk with our mom, i go and tell him that they are here for him that they know it his fault to get out of the because he was going to jail for 30 years, then my mom calls him but he wont come out so we had to drag him out of the bed and the cop gives him a speech

 

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1) When we were really young, i was 7ish i think, my bro pissed me off so i grabbed one of the nearby lawn darts we had and wiped it at him. He was holding a foot ball that he used to block it from hitting his face... I got in tons of shit for that one and lawn darts taken away.

2) my OTHER brother, this one is ten years older then me, I jumped on him from behind in the living room, he was standing behind the couch, he through me up and over and slammed me down into the cushion so hard I bounced through the air and went exactly through the glass table in front of the couch, never even touched the frame or got cut by the glass. Right through the centre

 

This was just a few years ago. My youngest brother is 8 years my junior and 6 years behind my other brother. The youngest used to work for me and was busting my balls about something one day. I got in his face and told him to take a look at the age difference between himself and his two brothers and ask if he really believed that Mom and Dad planned him.

 

Ha!!

I once told my brother he was adopted but my mom was in the room so he never believed me failed attempt

 

about 3 weeks ago i crashed my dirtbike (with a helmet on) and was unconscious for abour 4-6min. and i guess everyone said i couldnt breathe(bruised lungs)

i had a minor concussion. so i guess its where you get hit at. its possible


sorry no brother/brother stories... but this thread has me laughing alot!!
i got a friend/friend story though. it was my 16th birthday and it was about 5 am and i was tired. my friend wouldnt get out of my bed after asking him countless times. so i got a bb gun and shot him in the leg with it. he then screamed and chased me. i made it back in my room and locked the door till the morning!

 

I had 6 sisters, and only one bathroom growing up. Those bushes in the backyard never did grow very well....

 

haha, good thread! i have 3 younger brothers, all of us about 2 years apart in age. lots of rambunctiousness ensued during my childhood years (and still does when we get together). you couldn't go anywhere in my house without packing AT LEAST an airsoft gun for protection. my poor mother...

 

My brother is 2 1/2 years older and much bigger than me- about 6 inches and at least 50 lbs.- and he has always been significantly bigger but we fought quite often. Usually just got my ass whipped. We got into a nasty one when I was 17 and he was 20, and though I didnt win, I think he realized it wasnt worth his trouble anymore. Only fought once since then, and I whipped his ass good.

One of our more interesting fights took place in our swimming pool. After losing, I got out of the pool, and as I was walking away, he hit me in the ankles with a boogie-board, causing me to do the chin version of the 'people's elbow' right on the stamped concrete pool deck.

After having 9 stitches put in my chin, the hospital folks refused to believe my "I slipped" claim, as they had closed the cut on my eyebrow and busted knuckles...

Good times. Though I hated my brother for beating me, I appreciate it now, cuz he definetly toughened me up.

 

Ok, ok, I had brothers (all younger) One time I placed some tacks ( sharp side up) on the floor outside a bedroom. I then covered them with a sheet of paper, and called my brother into the room. He came running so fast he never saw the paper. Then there was the time we had my sister stand by a tree. We then threw darts at the tree. Oops, I missed, and my sister was UNHAPPY.

 

I hope for their sake that your sisters don't look like you.

 

another ok one i can think of at the moment is the story of the past 4 years or so. my brother has always been stocky, about half fat/half muscle. we would always wrestle growing up and despite his bigger size im about 3 or 4 inches taller. about a year ago after just messing around in the kitchen we ended up locking arms and trying to get each other down. i would just lean into him and push off slamming him into anything i could in the kitchen. a few slams into some chairs and his back on some cabinet handles had him worn down and pissed enough for me to run like a girl out the door lol.

 

But then there's the payback.......

 

he's never been able to catch me . . . but me and my brother have never been too bad against each other. i threw a shoe at my twin sister one time when we were 13. hit her in the mouth, her braces cut about a 3 inch scar on her lower lip, now that was pretty bad haha.

 

I don't have a brother but I have a first cousin that I fought with constantly. Once when I was 13 and he was 14 we were riding dirt bikes on a farm. There was a bad ass hill that would send you sky high. Well after some questioning of his man hood I got him pissed and he hit it full throttle. Broken ankle on that one. Haha. Another one. He's really big into mma. He's about 5' 4" 115 lbs. I'm 5' 10" 170. He tried to sneak attack me one day. He got me in an arm bar. Yeah I picked him straight up and slammed him through a old work table.

 

You've been running for a year? Wow, that's endurance.

 

My brother is four years older 7" taller and about 150lbs bigger

When a was little he pushed me down some stairs. I now have a scar in my chin where a stick entered my face....and in my cheek where it exited.

Scar in my ankle where he accidently stabbed me with a pocket knife popping bubbles That I was blowing.

Found some MGD bottles in his room and filled one up with some special homemade salty bodily brew.

Hit me with my moms jeep while I was running away from him

He also took a 2X4 to the ribs breaking one defending me from some thugs I falsly accused of beating me up...he beat all four of them.

The stuff above may sound bad but I wouldn't change my brother for the world. We're still like best friends now...and I guess we always were.

 

My brother is 3 years older than me, once overhead casting when i was 9, i hooked his eyebrow with my favorite lure

 

My brother is 3 years older than me. When we were younger he had anger issues. So he was always after me. Guess I always pissed him off or he hated me. I feel bad now because he is in prison and don't really have any contact with him. Could write him, and maybe I will start. He is about 12-14 hours away. I hate that when we were together, I never realized that things would end up that way. He's been in prison for 15 years and wont be getting out anytime soon. I do miss him and should quit being so selfish and go see him. But now who is he? Sure prison life has changed him. Shitty.