Built in bottle opener............?

I put one in my bed, only place I think I would be having beers would be back there.
https://i.imgur.com/3OrQU7s.jpg

 

I haven’t opened a bottle or anything for that matter in 8+ years.
Why is a bottle opener often included or advertised so much in a product.

Maybe back when most were bottles and needed an opener, sure

 

Just drink beer in cans glass doesn't belong outdoors anyways

 

My built in bottle opener

 

It also comes in handy if you need to light up Shannon's cig outside the bar in Duluth as you make small talk about how cold it is. The act of lighting her up will melt her heart

 

It’s even easier now with power rear window and the DC

 

Most craft beers are still in bottles. Most Tacoma owners are that demographic. I use my wedding ring to open them, so no need for a dedicated device.

 

Maybe if they could switch to Bud they could afford real Rigid lights

 

I actually did that outside of a bar last friday night. After we were all done, I said lets go to my place and we got into my taco. Her heart melted even more when she was impressed with my shifting skills. What a great night that was.

 

Always go back to her place. It saves you from having to clean your sheets.

 

That wasn't melting. That was the look of diasapointment, as she thought to herself... "Damn. Clearly this dude prefers stick..."

 

Stick = base model in a woman's eyes

 

Bunch of degenerate alcoholics

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3eOqkQut5Q

 

You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drinkfor the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink, because it's what men do

 

Damn, girl. Sounds like you need a drink.

 

It wasnt like that at all, ok?
You shouldve seen her face, she was in awe and started to rub my shifting hand.

 

Rude

 

Ya know what? Ruminating...Even though I don't litter I call bullshit on this..unless you had those old bias-ply jock-strap belted tires of old...