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Bull just Bull

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by David Tarantino, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. Mar 4, 2010 at 6:02 AM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the
    first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding
    bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was
    a sign attached that said,
    ' THIS BULL MATED
    50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled
    and said, 'He mated 50 times last
    year.'
    We
    walked to the second pen which had a sign
    attached that said,
    THIS
    BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST
    YEAR'
    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more
    than twice a week! .........You could learn a
    lot from him.'

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that
    said, in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL
    MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and
    said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY
    learn something from this one.'

    I looked
    at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if it
    was with the same old cow.'



    My condition has been upgraded from critical
    to stable, and I should eventually make a full
    recovery.


    :D
     
  2. Mar 4, 2010 at 6:04 AM
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    paintdiddy

    paintdiddy Machine gun shits

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    NumNutz

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    blackwatertaco

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    Packman73

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    Haha, nice!
     
  7. Mar 4, 2010 at 6:22 AM
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    tim920 Never seen Forest Gump

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    That was great.
     
  8. Mar 4, 2010 at 6:27 AM
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    lolz I hope you recover soon
     
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    Good LORD!!! Do you have a death wish!!!!:eek:
     
  10. Mar 4, 2010 at 6:40 AM
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    Saw that in an email...............still funny shit, lol
     
  12. Mar 4, 2010 at 9:58 AM
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    this should be good:rolleyes: ^^^^^^
     
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    haha, nice that is great...just sent to my gf...see how she likes it..haha
     
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