Can we argue about Catch Cans again?

I put the JLT on in early fall. Just checked it today for the first time. It had oil, fuel and water. Pretty normal for a winter run ICE in the PNW.

I was a bit surprised at the amount of water in it. OK there wasn't much oil in there and really was not much water either, just maybe 1/4" of watered gasoline solvent oil. Not mayonnaise like the old days either. No profound thoughts, would have gone right in the engine and right out I suppose.

Normal.

Poured it in the neighbor's yard.

 

I appreciate this post and the ending

 

I don't think this is for real. I've run Cans on my rigs for about 30 years. I've never seen pure oil come out, it's always a mix of oil/water/fuel.