Can't get this sticker off

stick shift?

Is that more similar to skiing orrrrrr


a reach around?

 

yup.. its because it loves that front on the gen 3~!

 

Welcome to the site. You may experience some initial pain or discomfort.

To whoever resurrected this thread: permaban

To whoever moved it to 3rd gen: Mod of the Year.

 

Remove yourself from this topic.

This thread moves itself. It does what it wants. This thread will take over the site if it wants!

This thread will end the world if the unicorn is handled inappropriately.

 

At least!

 

In the 7th century, the scholar Isidore of Seville chimed in, "Catching a unicorn is impossible…unless you have access to a virgin woman. “The unicorn is too strong to be caught by hunters,” he writes, “except by a trick: If a virgin girl is placed in front of a unicorn and she bares her breast to it, all of its fierceness will cease and it will lay its head on her bosom, and thus quieted is easily caught.” It’ll suckle until it’s lulled to sleep."
So there you go.

 

He speaketh truthiness - and Isidore provided Ikea instructions, too. Slay that monocerus!!

 

If the instructions are anything like IKEA's. I'll get bored, throw away the instructions, the result will be nothing like promised, and I will have extra pieces.

 

Also sounds like a trip to the GM dealer for service!

 

Also, you guys may remember something from a lot of pages back. We believe that either this unicorn is of the female kind, or only has interest in the male kind. Tex was going to loan his stud out, but he got out of the pen, and was somewhere far away.

 

Well, yeah, he heard the siren song of the virgin bosum. I only know slutty bosums, so I'll never find him.

 

Ah, a real unicorn of unicorns, maybe someone you know with man boobs can lend a hand.

 

The dude who works the grill at Sandy's Burgers on Barton Springs comes to mind...

 

Does he need to be a Virgin? Which those two things kind of go hand in hand.

 

I know a guy over here in Afghanistan who is getting a little bit.. Fat. So he has some man boobs. Maybe he can help? Pretty sure he is a virgin.. says he is not, but he has 30 brothers and sisters.. and he is from Georgia..

 

I know who you speak of, I'll ask if he is a virgin next time I go. And if he is fond of unicorns...

 

Damn...now I'm thinking of those DFAC white chocolate macadamia cookies smothered in vanilla ice cream and coffee...

 

Uh...Whomever should be used when referring to someone in the third person.

 

Haha I have not made it to the DFAC in awhile. Might have to make a special trip because that does sound good.

The food is not nearly as good as it was in Iraq. Maybe that is because the "war is over"

Interesting fact.. Kabul has the highest content of human feces particulate matter in the air of any city in the world.. SWO enlightened me on that one.

 

I think it's a male unicorn because it pees standing up.