Can't get this sticker off

You make a very valid point my friend. And now if the posers would come forward to help a brother out. Or maybe they're to afraid. Afraid of being laughed at? Afraid of having their best friend uni-napped? Who knows the reason... But one thing is for certain, if there are this many unicorns around, then the trolls haven't killed them all!

 

I have told you several times to come to New Zealand...err I mean Georgia and get him. You can borrow him but I will require you to leave a deposit of no less than $229.99.

 

I appreciate the offer, and I'll have a jacket with your name on it as payment. What should I call you? I'm gonna go by Thunderjet, or Waterbolt, or cement. I don't know it's gonna be an awesome name whatever I choose.

 

You can call me Night Hawk

 

Can I get my porn name "Sherwood Maximus" on my jacket? Mind you, I'm not actually a male porn star, but I was required to register my screen name in case my career went in that direction.

(this thread will cap 2k soon.. truly an amazing achievement..)

I think we should get back on topic. Did you ever try unicorn traps? They are like mouse traps, but much bigger and use very different bait. I think there is a DIY build thread around here somewhere, or at least there should be.

 

Dude you need summarize what happened to your truck since your thread has exploded

 

Bought a truck with some "offensive" stickers on the tail gate. Lots of failed efforts later that sticker remains. The rest is contained in the previous pages. I'll summarize at another time.

 

This was a troll thread from the start. It was obvious.

 

...or maybe it was a clever ploy to subvert the US economy and reduce America's GNP by enticing all of us to read this while at work. ...or not.

 

I'm new do I get a say??? If I do instead of a jacket would it be possible to put the unicorn logo on a onesie? Say one that fits a 6'2" 250 lb man??? Cuz then I'm in.

 

um, if you ever do get that, please don't post any pics thank you

 

Welcome to the party! Yes, you are welcome to get our logo on a Onesie. You may have it in either silk or Velvet!

 

As I stated, this could not be a troll thread, all though not a bad idea... Trolls kill Unicorns, and wear their heads around. They run around town wearing the Unicorn heads to give the Unicorn a bad name, hence why they are in hiding.

Kind of like Bigfoot. People make jokes of them, why would they want to show their faces?

We should have found a troll to help us with this problem.

 

For the nonbelievers.

 

Everybody knows the only thing that will take that unicorn off your truck is the liquid from a honey badgers ass gland.

 

I'm pretty sure, this will not work... Nighthawk can you please confirm?

 

11 people have Unicorns on TW?????

You must come forward! We need help. We need the use of a female. We'll use Nighthawks male to arouse her and get her magical gas flowing.

 

Nope. Twelve.

 

I think it's time for an intervention people.

 

Been fortifying my little guy with powdered Golden Kraken sperm. Strait from fishermen off the coast of norway. Breeding season is just around the corner.