Can't get this sticker off

So I see you also have a male...

How long is his Bane of Evil?

 

Bane of evil, nah he's from Caledonia. You know, the ones with the Mane of Incredible Endowment. Gonna be a stout one. Trolls beware. With the rainy season coming up the Trolls will be out and the slaying shall begin. Say, you wouldn't know were to get a camera able to take a picture of said Uni would you? Every time I try to snap a picture my camera turns into fairy dust. That ain't cheap.

 

Well, I used a cheap disposable camera to take a picture of mine. I think the newer didgital ones have issues. Something about the digital conversion process of the pictures can't handle a Unicorn conversion. Give that a try... Take it down to the hourly photo shop place and get them developed. Just don't use your real name when you do this, in case their developing system can't handle the strength of the picture.

And sorry. "Bane of Evil" = Horn... How long is his horn?

 

The poll is missing "I am a unicorn" I AM A UNICORN FUCK DAMMIT!!! Shits racist

 

Sorry bout the Bane thing. I'm still a bit new to this as I've only been graced by his presence for a short time now. He stands about Fifteen Hands tall at this point. I was a bit worried about the length of the bane at first, but it seems to be doubling in size as we speak. Fuck Yeah, it's huuuuuge. About the camera, I've tried everything ranging from a 1987 Polaroid to my new Canon T3i, but no luck. I'm thinking about getting some professional help from the guys at Uni-Forum.com, but they're kind of DB's if you ask me. Maybe start a photography thread somewhere else?

 

Sorry man! Not tryin to hate. You are more than welcome to be a unicorn. You are among friends... Question. Are you a female unicorn?

 

Well, I keep hearing about this "photoshop" club. Maybe ask those guys for some help. They also seems to be a bunch of DB's.

 

Female Female Female, we need a Feeeeemaaaaaale. Is it too soon for me to get in on wanting a female for Samhain? I don't know if there is a list I should be on. Don't want to step on anyone's toes.

 

X2. I love the stickers! Sorry. Good looking truck tho :]

 

Sorry I missed some things today. I was busy trying to get my unicorn back after he flew away.
Found him a few pastures over being detained by Chris Hanson after trying to get it on with an underage shetlen pony.

 

Well I'm glad you got him back, he sounds like a real blue ribbon winner. Did he stab Chris? Maybe you should have a talk with your uni... We need him, can't have him getting locked up, he'll never make it out alive.

 

Don't we all need a female. I just need one long enough to get aroused my nighthawks pedifile unicorn. Once that is over, you can barter with the owner for her. But looking at the posts, the female unicorn better be a young one.

 

just twisted . :[

 

Your unicorn flies???... What you have is called a North American Pegasus, not a unicorn.

You gotta learn yer animals

 

I've tried to convince them of this, but they won't hear it. Just play along... Just because they attached their strap on to the head. All of a sudden it's a flying unicorn.

 

LOL!

 

20 people! Really!?!

 

What I have is a New Zealand flying unicorn. It's a rare mythical creature that I have to keep under lock and key.

 

Obviously not! Letting him run around and hook up with the juvenile ponies... An get a stern talking to by Chris Hansen

 

Come on thats some funny shit there.

Well made me laugh.

Guess I am a bit twisted.