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I love grape soda.. it tastes like carbonated medicine.

 

Not super clear memory on the aftermath.

I think they took me to the hospital. Maybe they pumped it out, maybe not.

Half the time I swear my parents change their stories about things so who knows. I used to think I was Italian.

 

Well it didn't stunt your growth!

 

We don't know that for sure!

I could've been even taller.

 

I've never liked artificial grape flavor. Yuck.

 

I thought lj was black.

I confessed to them a few weeks back. He's South African apparently, not black.

 

Who is lj..

Most South African's are whiter than we are.

 

Lyndon Johnson

 

Fair enough.

Lil Jon is black, and they have the same initials.

 

When we were kids it was Christmas Eve. And my parents went to the grocery store or something? Leaving us home alone for literally 10 minutes I think.

Anyways, my sister finds these chocolates. She starts eating them, I had one (I didn't like them). my sister ate the rest. My parents come back, find all the chocolates gone.

Interrogate us, we tell the truth. They were liquor filled chocolates. My parents were poor af at the time and bought like raspberries in the dead of winter for us, which I can't imagine were cheap.

My mom later recalled how they were saving pennies the whole year togave a great Christmas and instead they spent the whole night cleaning up throwup.

 

Tyfoon. Little jay. Lj . From the nor cal thread. He's our good friend.

 

That sucks!

I've never had a liquor filled chocolate that didn't taste like bitter anus.

But now I'm excited for berries this summer.

 

Never met.

Isn't he Asian?

 

Maybe I'm thinking of sytfu.

 

South African. Huge too, you might have some competition. I feel real safe with him.

 

He has a blue truck?

 

Dead af