Cap City Build & BS AF

That's the look!

 

Millenial wannabe.

Ask him to cut a tree and he pulls out a phone and google's tree service.

 

...I've never been to Vegas... but I'm sure as hell not going in that kinda heat.

Wish you were coming with us to Bend!

I mean, I love having my windows down way more than having the AC on... but at some point, you gotta switch over. Damn.

It's a little funny. I'm used to it.

 

Airborne jump boots?

 

I can do all those things.

 

Negative on all of those other things (intentionally, anyway - I'm carrying some dad-bod right now). They'll simply be "extremely tall dress shoes" that I can spit shine.

I hate that the hipsters adopted them as part of their uniform.

Fuckers.

 

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Beard?
















Never mind

 

I agree! Orange wasn't bad either so I was happy with the sampler purchase.

Yep! I drank 6 of the Summer Shandy in under 2 hours the first time I tried them and I stood up kind of like "When did I get drunk?"

 

The trick to vegas is to spend your entire time in the casino, your hotel room, or by the pool. With a lot of "hydration".

 

I don't have kids (partially because I have little patience for that type of shit) but I kept thinking about how similar it is to my dog not listening (and he is a really well-trained dog) and how I have to stop what I'm doing sometimes and make him do what I need him to do, for safety's sake.

 

Next time I cut my hair I'll ask my barber to save my clippings and I'll glue them on my face.

 

Honestly, none of those things appeal to me at all....

 

@KelticAngel

 

She won't fall for it. She's seen the real thing - that won't even be a blip on her radar.

 

Or get this with the apparel

 

I saw one the other day that was snorkeling in the river. Came across a black box with a bag in it. Didn't know what it was till he pulled the bag out and saw the name of the ashes.

 

This is standard in the PNW....

 

There's two kinds of Vegas.....the strip, which is all douchebags and new-born calves, and the rest of Vegas, which is all the cool bars and shit to do outside the city (camping, mtb, national parks, freedom)