Cap City Build & BS AF

Joy

 

Have to take a look at all the paddleboarders

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Only 6 mph from becoming the biggest hottest bitch evaaaaaar.


Then there's this. Bitch is fucking shit up.

 

It's too difficult on mopac, I do that when going over the bridge at Lamar.

 

We'll have to rename the Virgin Islands, they're getting fucked.

 

The Faaaaaawking Islands.

 

The college kids will take it over.

 

You getting MOPAC'ed.

 

Every day.

 

It'll be ripped from bow to stern. May have to call them the anal islands.

 

Puts Out on the First Date archipelago.

 

Yup, be like a huge asshole. Won't be able to tell a queef from a fart.

 

These kids today don't understand our struggle.

100% cotton shirts
Parachute pants
New Wave music
No Internet
No cable until you're 13, and even then it's 22 channels

 

@buffalotaco90 ​

 

That's def one strong fucking storm.

 

I'm the ONE GUY she friendzoned.

 

@ChadsPride http://palmettostatearmory.com/taurus-pistol-model-85-2-blue-38spl-2-850021fs-85b2fs.html and @dirty deeds if u wanna spare

 

I just did a count of how many storms I've been through...18 total. Some super typhoons, and some just north enough to be spared, but enough to still have caused damage.