Cap City Build & BS AF

Who's the chic dry humping you?

 

Don't you hate it when it's a wet one and the damn toilet paper fails and you get the stink finger?

 

Some random chic who was hitchhiking.

 

Thermoplastic Polyolefin (TPO) is a single-ply reflective roofing membrane made from polyprophylene and ethylene-propylene rubber polymerized together.

 

Did she smell you fingers?

 

@ChadsPride

 

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Definitely true. So you would trust the helper to apply? Or are you the meme-brains of the organization?

 

gotta be oklahoma

 

I like you more every day ​

 

Home of the fastest street cars in the US?

 

She licked them clean!

 

Probably
Not much else going on there.

 

Wish this had audio

 

I don’t do roofs.

 

“What does this lever do dad?”

 

Foot brake in a vehicle like that...
But I get the humor

I suspect dickwad drove up the inside shoulder to pass, like a dickwad would, picked up something in the tire and it blew out when dickwad got in front of the SUV.
Then dickwad proceeded to drive like a dickwad and lost control

 

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